SNL Transcripts: Danny Aiello: 02/10/96


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  Season 21: Episode 12

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

February 10th, 1996

Danny Aiello


Larry Brown

Chris Farley
Inside PoliticsSummary: Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney) and Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) answer questions.

Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Steve Forbes, Bernard Shaw, Bobbi Batista.


Danny Aiello’s MonologueSummary: Danny Aiello sings “Chubby Clementine.”

Ma’s Spaghetti SauceSummary: A comment about Ma’s (Cheri Oteri) spaghetti sauce sets off violence among the family at the dinner table.

The Kevin Franklin ShowSummary: Kevin Franklin (Tim Meadows) is consistently and admittedly wrong about the things he says.

Recurring Characters: Kevin Franklin.


Time-Life’s Valentine’s Day ArgumentsSummary: Time-Life videotape series catalogues a series of family fights over the Valentine’s Day holiday.

Recurring Characters: Steve, Cindy.


AltheaSummary: Hyperactive little girl Althea (Cheri Oteri) annoys the bus driver (Danny Aiello) during long ride.

Recurring Characters: Althea.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Norm MacDonald’s brother Gary (David Koechner) free-associates a commentary on the Republican Party. Larry Brown comments about the Superbowl spread.

Recurring Characters: Gary MacDonald.

Coolio performs “1, 2, 3, 4”

Spade in AmericaSummary: Special guest Newt Gingrich (Chris Farley) delivers a desperate plug for “Black Sheep.”

Hi-C & TurkeySummary: An insurance salesman (Danny Aiello) is very open about his love for Hi-C and turkey.


Coolio performs “Gangsta’s Paradise”

Martha Stewart LivingSummary: Martha Stewart (Nancy Walls) tries to deny her New Jersey background.

Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart.

Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handy recalls tricking his brother into jumping off of the roof.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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