SNL Transcripts: Danny Aiello: 02/10/96


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  Season 21: Episode 12

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

February 10th, 1996

Danny Aiello


Larry Brown

Chris Farley
Inside PoliticsSummary: Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney) and Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) answer questions.

Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Steve Forbes, Bernard Shaw, Bobbi Batista.


Danny Aiello’s MonologueSummary: Danny Aiello sings “Chubby Clementine.”

Ma’s Spaghetti SauceSummary: A comment about Ma’s (Cheri Oteri) spaghetti sauce sets off violence among the family at the dinner table.

The Kevin Franklin ShowSummary: Kevin Franklin (Tim Meadows) is consistently and admittedly wrong about the things he says.

Recurring Characters: Kevin Franklin.


Time-Life’s Valentine’s Day ArgumentsSummary: Time-Life videotape series catalogues a series of family fights over the Valentine’s Day holiday.

Recurring Characters: Steve, Cindy.


AltheaSummary: Hyperactive little girl Althea (Cheri Oteri) annoys the bus driver (Danny Aiello) during long ride.

Recurring Characters: Althea.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Norm MacDonald’s brother Gary (David Koechner) free-associates a commentary on the Republican Party. Larry Brown comments about the Superbowl spread.

Recurring Characters: Gary MacDonald.

Coolio performs “1, 2, 3, 4”

Spade in AmericaSummary: Special guest Newt Gingrich (Chris Farley) delivers a desperate plug for “Black Sheep.”

Hi-C & TurkeySummary: An insurance salesman (Danny Aiello) is very open about his love for Hi-C and turkey.


Coolio performs “Gangsta’s Paradise”

Martha Stewart LivingSummary: Martha Stewart (Nancy Walls) tries to deny her New Jersey background.

Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart.

Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handy recalls tricking his brother into jumping off of the roof.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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