Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 21: Episode 12
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:
February 10th, 1996
Danny Aiello
Coolio
Larry Brown
Chris Farley
Inside PoliticsSummary: Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney) and Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) answer questions.
Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Steve Forbes, Bernard Shaw, Bobbi Batista.
Montage
Danny Aiello’s MonologueSummary: Danny Aiello sings “Chubby Clementine.”
Ma’s Spaghetti SauceSummary: A comment about Ma’s (Cheri Oteri) spaghetti sauce sets off violence among the family at the dinner table.
The Kevin Franklin ShowSummary: Kevin Franklin (Tim Meadows) is consistently and admittedly wrong about the things he says.
Recurring Characters: Kevin Franklin.
Transcript
Time-Life’s Valentine’s Day ArgumentsSummary: Time-Life videotape series catalogues a series of family fights over the Valentine’s Day holiday.
Recurring Characters: Steve, Cindy.
Transcript
AltheaSummary: Hyperactive little girl Althea (Cheri Oteri) annoys the bus driver (Danny Aiello) during long ride.
Recurring Characters: Althea.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Norm MacDonald’s brother Gary (David Koechner) free-associates a commentary on the Republican Party. Larry Brown comments about the Superbowl spread.
Recurring Characters: Gary MacDonald.
Coolio performs “1, 2, 3, 4”
Spade in AmericaSummary: Special guest Newt Gingrich (Chris Farley) delivers a desperate plug for “Black Sheep.”
Hi-C & TurkeySummary: An insurance salesman (Danny Aiello) is very open about his love for Hi-C and turkey.
Transcript
Coolio performs “Gangsta’s Paradise”
Martha Stewart LivingSummary: Martha Stewart (Nancy Walls) tries to deny her New Jersey background.
Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart.
Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handy recalls tricking his brother into jumping off of the roof.
Goodnights
