SNL Transcripts: Tom Arnold: 02/17/96



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  Season 21: Episode 13


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February 17th, 1996

Tom Arnold

Tupac Shakur

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Paula Pell

Adam Sandler
WMUR 9 CNN DebateRecurring Characters: Bob Dole, Steve Forbes, Pat Buchanan, Alan Keyes.

Montage

Tom Arnold’s MonologueSummary: A clueless Tom Arnold fails to realize he’s insulting cast members with his comments.

Also Hosted: 91n, 92h.

The Life We LeadSummary: To save money, a local station sprinkles news items into soap opera dialogue.

St. Gabriel’s Bake SaleSummary: Devout churchgoer Gail Lafferty (Nancy Walls) issues ass kickings.

Recurring Characters: Gail Lafferty, Barb, Mary.

Tupac Shakur performs “California Love”

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) phones an update in to Norm MacDonald. Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) gives more local news updates. Adam Sandler sings “Dip Doodle”, a song about his grandmother.

Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.

Miracles of ScienceSummary: Despite having an oversized head, Gus “Braniac” Grady (Arnold) is not all that smart.

Naive Mrs. KogenSummary: Mrs. Kogen (Jim Breuer) naively insists to Officer Markell (Tom Arnold) that her son (Colin Quinn) is not a criminal.

Gerald TibbinsSummary: Gerald “T-Bone” Tibbins (David Koechner) readies a patient (Tom Arnold) for surgery.

Recurring Characters: Gerald Tibbins.

Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handy recalls his dad’s woodpecker-induced suicide.

Tupac Shakur performs “I Ain’t Mad At Cha”

Tree Slice DisplaySummary: Criminal ranger Ron Blanston (Tom Arnold) uses tree slice to illustrate his mission.

PetchowSummary: Hank Petchow’s (Will Ferrell) rat poison is dusguised as dog food so as fool its intended victims.

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