SNL Transcripts: Elle MacPherson: 02/24/96

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  Season 21: Episode 14

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February 24th, 1996

Elle MacPherson



Hugh Fink

Paula Pell
Bully Pat BuchananSummary: Acting as bully, Pat Buchanan (David Koechner) forces a donation out of Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney).

Recurring Characters: Pat Buchanan, Steve Forbes, Bob Dole.


Elle MacPherson’s MonologueSummary: As Elle MacPherson addresses the audience, an on-screen text discusses the layout of her body.

A.M. AleSummary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right?

Note: Repeat from 09/30/95.

Spartan CheerleadersSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) provide unwanted cheers at a swim meet.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

Winston Graff Recording SessionSummary: TV catchphrases dominate the jazz melodies of pianist Winston Graff’s (Tim Meadows) recording session.

Mary Katherine GallagherSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) competes in the Fresh Face teen modeling contest.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Shelley Peterbuilt.

Sting performs “Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot”Also Performed: 87a, 90k, 92n, 96o, 99f.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney) are still huge Norm MacDonald fans.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.

Redenbacher Holiday TheatreSummary: Sports Illustrated’s annual swimsuit issue is presented as a holiday special.

Recurring Characters: Gerald Tibbins, Mickey the Dyke.

Stan Hooper in the HospitalSummary: Upon waking from a coma, Stan Hooper (Norm MacDonald) believes his attractive sister (Elle MacPherson) to be his wife (Cheri Oteri).

Recurring Characters: Stan Hooper.


Sting performs “You Still Touch Me”

1-600-AUSSIESummary: The dirty talk of Australian phone sex operators is difficult to understand.


Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handy recalls his mom’s fancy Easter egss.

First Date MannersSummary: John (Jim Breuer) is lenient with his rude, yet attractive, blind date, Laura (Elle MacPherson).

Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey recalls a family crisis.

Note: Repeat from 12/16/95.


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