February 24th, 1996
Bully Pat BuchananSummary: Acting as bully, Pat Buchanan (David Koechner) forces a donation out of Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney).
Recurring Characters: Pat Buchanan, Steve Forbes, Bob Dole.
Elle MacPherson’s MonologueSummary: As Elle MacPherson addresses the audience, an on-screen text discusses the layout of her body.
A.M. AleSummary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right?
Note: Repeat from 09/30/95.
Spartan CheerleadersSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) provide unwanted cheers at a swim meet.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
Winston Graff Recording SessionSummary: TV catchphrases dominate the jazz melodies of pianist Winston Graff’s (Tim Meadows) recording session.
Mary Katherine GallagherSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) competes in the Fresh Face teen modeling contest.
Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Shelley Peterbuilt.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney) are still huge Norm MacDonald fans.
Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.
Redenbacher Holiday TheatreSummary: Sports Illustrated’s annual swimsuit issue is presented as a holiday special.
Recurring Characters: Gerald Tibbins, Mickey the Dyke.
Stan Hooper in the HospitalSummary: Upon waking from a coma, Stan Hooper (Norm MacDonald) believes his attractive sister (Elle MacPherson) to be his wife (Cheri Oteri).
Recurring Characters: Stan Hooper.
Sting performs “You Still Touch Me”
1-600-AUSSIESummary: The dirty talk of Australian phone sex operators is difficult to understand.
Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handy recalls his mom’s fancy Easter egss.
First Date MannersSummary: John (Jim Breuer) is lenient with his rude, yet attractive, blind date, Laura (Elle MacPherson).
Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey recalls a family crisis.
Note: Repeat from 12/16/95.