SNL Transcripts: Elle MacPherson: 02/24/96



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  Season 21: Episode 14


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February 24th, 1996

Elle MacPherson

Sting

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Hugh Fink

Paula Pell
Bully Pat BuchananSummary: Acting as bully, Pat Buchanan (David Koechner) forces a donation out of Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney).

Recurring Characters: Pat Buchanan, Steve Forbes, Bob Dole.

Montage

Elle MacPherson’s MonologueSummary: As Elle MacPherson addresses the audience, an on-screen text discusses the layout of her body.

A.M. AleSummary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right?

Note: Repeat from 09/30/95.

Spartan CheerleadersSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) provide unwanted cheers at a swim meet.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

Winston Graff Recording SessionSummary: TV catchphrases dominate the jazz melodies of pianist Winston Graff’s (Tim Meadows) recording session.

Mary Katherine GallagherSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) competes in the Fresh Face teen modeling contest.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Shelley Peterbuilt.

Sting performs “Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot”Also Performed: 87a, 90k, 92n, 96o, 99f.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney) are still huge Norm MacDonald fans.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.

Redenbacher Holiday TheatreSummary: Sports Illustrated’s annual swimsuit issue is presented as a holiday special.

Recurring Characters: Gerald Tibbins, Mickey the Dyke.

Stan Hooper in the HospitalSummary: Upon waking from a coma, Stan Hooper (Norm MacDonald) believes his attractive sister (Elle MacPherson) to be his wife (Cheri Oteri).

Recurring Characters: Stan Hooper.

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Sting performs “You Still Touch Me”

1-600-AUSSIESummary: The dirty talk of Australian phone sex operators is difficult to understand.

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Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handy recalls his mom’s fancy Easter egss.

First Date MannersSummary: John (Jim Breuer) is lenient with his rude, yet attractive, blind date, Laura (Elle MacPherson).

Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey recalls a family crisis.

Note: Repeat from 12/16/95.

Goodnights

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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