March 23rd, 1996
Heston’s Advice to DoleSummary: Charlton Heston (Phil Hartman) gives Bob Dole an image makeover.
Recurring Characters: Bob Bole, Charlton Heston.
BugOffSummary: The roach motel that lets you torture roaches for a cheap thrill!
Note: Repeat from 11/11/95.
Leg UpSummary: Debbie Reynolds (Cheri Oteri) and Ann Miller (Molly Shannon) on a bygone era with Frank Sinatra (Phil Hartman).
Recurring Characters: Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller, Frank Sinatra.
Acting classSummary: Acting teacher Bobby Coldsman (Phil Hartman) abuses his class of acting hopefuls while name-dropping the likes of Gordon Jump.
Recurring Characters: Bobby Coldsman, Troy, Brian, Kelley.
Roxbury GuysSummary: Brothers Steve (Will Ferrell) and Doug Butabi (Chris Kattan) try to attract women at the Roxbury club.
Recurring Characters: Doug Butabi, Steve Butabi.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Frankenstein (Phil Hartman) makes a quick comment on budget cutbacks. Jesse Jackson (Darrell Hammond) comments about how black actors are being snubbed during the Academy Awards.
Recurring Characters: Frankenstein, Jesse Jackson.
Gin Blossoms performs “Follow You Down”
You’re The ManSummary: While attempting an arrest, police office (Phil Hartman) tells guntoting Johnny DeSanto (Chris Kattan) that he’s the man.
Spade in AmericaSummary: David Spade delivers a movie-oriented Hollywood Minute.
Unfrozen Caveman LawyerSummary: Naive-acting Cirroc (Phil Hartman) defends a tobacco company.
Recurring Characters: Cirroc.
Gin Blossoms performs “Memphis Time”
TaddliSummary: Talk show host Taddli (Mark McKinney) chastises his pot-smoking guests.
Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey remembers the time as a kid when he stuck his head out of the car window and accidentally knocked a dog’s head off.
Note: Repeat from 12/16/95.
Dress Rehearsal Cuts
Uncle JohnSummary: Uncle John (Phil Hartman) engages in peculiar vices while recording a commercial for his buttermilk flapjacks.
Note: This sketch appears as a bonus feature on the Best of Phil Hartman DVD.