April 20th, 1996
Dave Matthews Band
Unabomber Defense TeamSummary: The Unabomber Ted Kaczynski (Will Ferrell) meets a group of defense attorneys who would like to handle his case.
Recurring Characters: Ted Kaczynski, Johnny Cochran, Leslie Abramson, F. Lee Bailey.
Teri Hatcher’s MonologueSummary: Teri Hatcher is unable to recognize cast members whenever they’re wearing glasses.
Old Glory InsuranceSummary: Sam Waterston endorses the insurance plan that protects elderly people against robot attacks.
Note: Repeat from 11/18/95.
Mary Katherine GallagherSummary: Prop girl Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) vies for the role of Maria in “West Side Story.”
Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Sean Patrick Flannery.
Mood MusicSummary: A man (Chris Kattan) searches for the perfect seductive mood music to use on his date (Teri Hatcher).
The Princess & The HomeboySummary: G-Dog (Tim Meadows) cramps a suburban princess’ (Teri Hatcher) style, in a new comedy from NBC!
Recurring Characters: G-Dog.
Spartan CheerleadersSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) part ways when he’s offered the chance to be a real Spartan cheerleader.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Golfer Greg “The Shark” Norman (Mark McKinney) ponderss a more appropriate nickname.
Spade in AmericaSummary: David Spade (Teri Hatcher) and Teri Hatcher (David Spade) insult one another’s careers.
Recurring Characters: David Spade, Teri Hatcher.
The Local NewsSummary: Average suburban man Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) hosts a local talk show in his basement.
Recurring Characters: Joe Blow, Uncle Frank, Janette Blow, Joe, Jr.
Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey recalls a worm-eating bet from his childhood.
St. Gabriel’s Rummage SaleSummary: While on vist from an outside parish, Barb’s (Cheri Oteri) cousin Sheila (Teri Hatcher) challenges Gail Lafferty’s (Nancy Walls) authority.
Recurring Characters: Gail Lafferty, Barb, Mary.
Dave Matthews Band performs “So Much To Say”
Petchow Rat PoisonNote: Repeat from 02/17/96.