SNL Transcripts: Teri Hatcher: 04/20/96



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  Season 21: Episode 18


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April 20th, 1996

Teri Hatcher

Dave Matthews Band

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Steve Higgins

Paula Pell
Unabomber Defense TeamSummary: The Unabomber Ted Kaczynski (Will Ferrell) meets a group of defense attorneys who would like to handle his case.

Recurring Characters: Ted Kaczynski, Johnny Cochran, Leslie Abramson, F. Lee Bailey.

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Montage

Teri Hatcher’s MonologueSummary: Teri Hatcher is unable to recognize cast members whenever they’re wearing glasses.

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Old Glory InsuranceSummary: Sam Waterston endorses the insurance plan that protects elderly people against robot attacks.

Note: Repeat from 11/18/95.

Mary Katherine GallagherSummary: Prop girl Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) vies for the role of Maria in “West Side Story.”

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Sean Patrick Flannery.

Mood MusicSummary: A man (Chris Kattan) searches for the perfect seductive mood music to use on his date (Teri Hatcher).

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The Princess & The HomeboySummary: G-Dog (Tim Meadows) cramps a suburban princess’ (Teri Hatcher) style, in a new comedy from NBC!

Recurring Characters: G-Dog.

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Spartan CheerleadersSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) part ways when he’s offered the chance to be a real Spartan cheerleader.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Golfer Greg “The Shark” Norman (Mark McKinney) ponderss a more appropriate nickname.

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Dave Matthews Band performs “Too Much”Also Appeared: 94r, 00m, 03e.

Spade in AmericaSummary: David Spade (Teri Hatcher) and Teri Hatcher (David Spade) insult one another’s careers.

Recurring Characters: David Spade, Teri Hatcher.

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The Local NewsSummary: Average suburban man Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) hosts a local talk show in his basement.

Recurring Characters: Joe Blow, Uncle Frank, Janette Blow, Joe, Jr.

Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey recalls a worm-eating bet from his childhood.

St. Gabriel’s Rummage SaleSummary: While on vist from an outside parish, Barb’s (Cheri Oteri) cousin Sheila (Teri Hatcher) challenges Gail Lafferty’s (Nancy Walls) authority.

Recurring Characters: Gail Lafferty, Barb, Mary.

Dave Matthews Band performs “So Much To Say”

Petchow Rat PoisonNote: Repeat from 02/17/96.

Goodnights

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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