SNL Transcripts: Teri Hatcher: 04/20/96



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  Season 21: Episode 18


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April 20th, 1996

Teri Hatcher

Dave Matthews Band

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Steve Higgins

Paula Pell
Unabomber Defense TeamSummary: The Unabomber Ted Kaczynski (Will Ferrell) meets a group of defense attorneys who would like to handle his case.

Recurring Characters: Ted Kaczynski, Johnny Cochran, Leslie Abramson, F. Lee Bailey.

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Montage

Teri Hatcher’s MonologueSummary: Teri Hatcher is unable to recognize cast members whenever they’re wearing glasses.

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Old Glory InsuranceSummary: Sam Waterston endorses the insurance plan that protects elderly people against robot attacks.

Note: Repeat from 11/18/95.

Mary Katherine GallagherSummary: Prop girl Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) vies for the role of Maria in “West Side Story.”

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Sean Patrick Flannery.

Mood MusicSummary: A man (Chris Kattan) searches for the perfect seductive mood music to use on his date (Teri Hatcher).

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The Princess & The HomeboySummary: G-Dog (Tim Meadows) cramps a suburban princess’ (Teri Hatcher) style, in a new comedy from NBC!

Recurring Characters: G-Dog.

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Spartan CheerleadersSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) part ways when he’s offered the chance to be a real Spartan cheerleader.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Golfer Greg “The Shark” Norman (Mark McKinney) ponderss a more appropriate nickname.

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Dave Matthews Band performs “Too Much”Also Appeared: 94r, 00m, 03e.

Spade in AmericaSummary: David Spade (Teri Hatcher) and Teri Hatcher (David Spade) insult one another’s careers.

Recurring Characters: David Spade, Teri Hatcher.

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The Local NewsSummary: Average suburban man Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) hosts a local talk show in his basement.

Recurring Characters: Joe Blow, Uncle Frank, Janette Blow, Joe, Jr.

Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey recalls a worm-eating bet from his childhood.

St. Gabriel’s Rummage SaleSummary: While on vist from an outside parish, Barb’s (Cheri Oteri) cousin Sheila (Teri Hatcher) challenges Gail Lafferty’s (Nancy Walls) authority.

Recurring Characters: Gail Lafferty, Barb, Mary.

Dave Matthews Band performs “So Much To Say”

Petchow Rat PoisonNote: Repeat from 02/17/96.

Goodnights

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