May 11th, 1996
Dole/Rodman ’96Summary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) announces his selection of Dennis Rodman for his running mate.
Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Bob Dole, Christiane Amanpour, Bobbi Batista.
Christine Baranski’s MonologueSummary: During an audience Q&A session, Christine Baranski is made the victim of numerous Polish jokes.
A.M. AleSummary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right.
Note: Repeat from 09/30/95.
The Courtney Love ShowSummary: Courtney Love (Molly Shannon) interviews Marge Schott (Darrell Hammond) and Julie Andrews (Christine Baranski).
Recurring Characters: Courtney Love.
Get Off The Shed IISummary: Frank Henderson (Will Ferrell) yells at kids again.
Recurring Characters: Frank Henderson.
20 Years and One WeekSummary: Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) reviews decades worth of celebrity interview clips.
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Loni Anderson, Sean Penn, Tony Orlando, Richard Dreyfuss, Menachim Begin, Anwar Sadat, Burt Reynolds.
The Cure performs “Mint Car”
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Gary MacDonald (David Koechner) tries to do “Weekend Update” as a gift for his and Norm’s mom. Dennis Rodman flamboyantly reviews his new book.
Recurring Characters: Gary MacDonald.
Nightclub SingerSummary: An off-key nightclub singer Sally Kings (Christine Baranski) receives audience sympathy because she’s terminally ill.
Spade in AmericaSummary: David Spade’s biggest fans, Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney), spend the day with him.
Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.
Rolf on Death RowSummary: Rolf (Colin Quinn) gossips with his fellow death row inmates.
Recurring Characters: Rolf.
Goat Boy Sings Popular Songs of the 80’sSummary: Lab experiment Goat Boy (Jim Breuer)sings popular 80’s hits.
Recurring Characters: Goat Boy.
New Personality TraitsSummary: Employee Brian Hughes (Jim Breuer) drastically changes his personality in order to win approval from his employers (Christine Baranski, Will Ferrell).
The Cure performs “Inbetween Days”
1-600-LANSINGSummary: Phone sex catered especially for residents of Lansing.
Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey recalls a haunted house.