SNL Transcripts: Tom Hanks: 09/28/96: Big Brawn


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 22: Episode 1

96a: Tom Hanks / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Big Brawn

Big Brawn…..Will Ferrell
Pretty Lady…..Molly Shannon

Now, up in the woods there’s a choppin’ and a sawin’
There’s a log-cuttin’ man by the name of Big Brawn.
Big Brawn. Big Brawn. Big Bad Brawn.

He turns wood to pulp, like paper through a shredder
There ain’t a bigger man who can do it any better.
And Big Brawn knows it takes the finest pulp
To make a feminine napkin that can take a big gulp.
Big Brawn. Big Brawn. Big Bad Brawn.

Now, the ladies want freedom and to feel secure,
Big Brawn Napkins are mighty thirstier.
They sop up a mess the size of a lake,
Go on, pretty lady, let the little damn break.
Super-absorbant, and straight from the tree.

Pretty Lady: “It’s like a big friendly lumberjack between your knees!

Big Brawn. Big Brawn. Feminine Napkins.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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