SNL Transcripts: Tom Hanks: 09/28/96: Big Brawn

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  Season 22: Episode 1

96a: Tom Hanks / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Big Brawn

Big Brawn…..Will Ferrell
Pretty Lady…..Molly Shannon

Now, up in the woods there’s a choppin’ and a sawin’
There’s a log-cuttin’ man by the name of Big Brawn.
Big Brawn. Big Brawn. Big Bad Brawn.

He turns wood to pulp, like paper through a shredder
There ain’t a bigger man who can do it any better.
And Big Brawn knows it takes the finest pulp
To make a feminine napkin that can take a big gulp.
Big Brawn. Big Brawn. Big Bad Brawn.

Now, the ladies want freedom and to feel secure,
Big Brawn Napkins are mighty thirstier.
They sop up a mess the size of a lake,
Go on, pretty lady, let the little damn break.
Super-absorbant, and straight from the tree.

Pretty Lady: “It’s like a big friendly lumberjack between your knees!

Big Brawn. Big Brawn. Feminine Napkins.

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