SNL Transcripts: Tom Hanks: 09/28/96: Big Brawn


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 22: Episode 1

96a: Tom Hanks / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Big Brawn

Big Brawn…..Will Ferrell
Pretty Lady…..Molly Shannon

Now, up in the woods there’s a choppin’ and a sawin’
There’s a log-cuttin’ man by the name of Big Brawn.
Big Brawn. Big Brawn. Big Bad Brawn.

He turns wood to pulp, like paper through a shredder
There ain’t a bigger man who can do it any better.
And Big Brawn knows it takes the finest pulp
To make a feminine napkin that can take a big gulp.
Big Brawn. Big Brawn. Big Bad Brawn.

Now, the ladies want freedom and to feel secure,
Big Brawn Napkins are mighty thirstier.
They sop up a mess the size of a lake,
Go on, pretty lady, let the little damn break.
Super-absorbant, and straight from the tree.

Pretty Lady: “It’s like a big friendly lumberjack between your knees!

Big Brawn. Big Brawn. Feminine Napkins.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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