SNL Transcripts: Lisa Kudrow: 10/05/96

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  Season 22: Episode 2

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October 5th, 1996

Lisa Kudrow

Sheryl Crow


David L. Lander

Paula Pell
Dole’s PreparationSummary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) prepares for his next debate with President Clinton.

Recurring Characters: Peter Jennings, President Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Ross Perot, Al Gore.


Lisa Kudrow’s MonologueSummary: Lisa Kudrow describes her fantasy dream date with the illusion that is “Saturday Night Live.”

Caribbean Essence Bath OilSummary: The appearance of a Jamaican (Tracy Morgan) in the tub soothes the bathing experience.


Singled OutSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) tries for a date.

Recurring Characters: Jenny McCarthy, Mary Katherine Gallagher.

Air Traffic Controller Suel ForresterSummary: Unintelligible aircraft controller Suel Forrester (Chris Kattan) manages to talk a stewardess (Lisa Kudrow) down from the air.

Recurring Characters: Suel Forrester.

TV FunhouseSummary: Robert Smigel enjoys a little “Fun With Real Audio” by altering the actions and mannerisms of Larry King and Ross Perot during one of their many interviews.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) reviews “Independence Day.”

Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.

Sheryl Crow performs “If It Makes You Happy”

Single & Loving ItSummary: Single life is not really as great as panel of women make it out to be.

Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.

The Randolph HotelSummary: A group of hotel bellmen (Jim Breuer, Chris Kattan, Will Ferrell) toss guests’ luggage around the room.

Wymins Poetry NightSummary: Lesbians recite original poetry.

Recurring Characters: Mickey The Dyke, Martina Navratilova.

Sheryl Crow performs “Love Is A Good Thing”

Ex-Con GeneSummary: Ex-con Gene (Colin Quinn) is now a waiter, which makes a couple’s (Mark McKinney, Lisa Kudrow) dining experience uncomfortable.

Recurring Characters: Gene the Ex-Con.

Brief HistoriesSummary: The events that led to the invention of the Ferris Wheel are explored.



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