Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 22: Episode 2
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
October 5th, 1996
Lisa Kudrow
Sheryl Crow
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David L. Lander
Paula Pell
Dole’s PreparationSummary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) prepares for his next debate with President Clinton.
Recurring Characters: Peter Jennings, President Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Ross Perot, Al Gore.
Montage
Lisa Kudrow’s MonologueSummary: Lisa Kudrow describes her fantasy dream date with the illusion that is “Saturday Night Live.”
Caribbean Essence Bath OilSummary: The appearance of a Jamaican (Tracy Morgan) in the tub soothes the bathing experience.
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Singled OutSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) tries for a date.
Recurring Characters: Jenny McCarthy, Mary Katherine Gallagher.
Air Traffic Controller Suel ForresterSummary: Unintelligible aircraft controller Suel Forrester (Chris Kattan) manages to talk a stewardess (Lisa Kudrow) down from the air.
Recurring Characters: Suel Forrester.
TV FunhouseSummary: Robert Smigel enjoys a little “Fun With Real Audio” by altering the actions and mannerisms of Larry King and Ross Perot during one of their many interviews.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) reviews “Independence Day.”
Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.
Sheryl Crow performs “If It Makes You Happy”
Single & Loving ItSummary: Single life is not really as great as panel of women make it out to be.
Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.
The Randolph HotelSummary: A group of hotel bellmen (Jim Breuer, Chris Kattan, Will Ferrell) toss guests’ luggage around the room.
Wymins Poetry NightSummary: Lesbians recite original poetry.
Recurring Characters: Mickey The Dyke, Martina Navratilova.
Sheryl Crow performs “Love Is A Good Thing”
Ex-Con GeneSummary: Ex-con Gene (Colin Quinn) is now a waiter, which makes a couple’s (Mark McKinney, Lisa Kudrow) dining experience uncomfortable.
Recurring Characters: Gene the Ex-Con.
Brief HistoriesSummary: The events that led to the invention of the Ferris Wheel are explored.
Transcript
Goodnights
