Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 22: Episode 3
96c: Bill Pullman / New Edition
Bill Pullman’s Monologue
…..Bill Pullman
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Pullman!
(cheers and applause)
Bill Pullman: Thank you! Thank you! It is really great to be here! Big year! Big year for Pullman. Get to host the “Saturday Night Live” show and I play the President of the United States of America.
(big cheers from audience)
Bill Pullman: Yeah. Ive played a lot of different characters in a lot of movies, mostly romantic comedies. But I get to sometimes kick ass and thats why I did “Casper”.
(audience laughs)
Bill Pullman: But when you play the President of the United States who saves the world from an alien attack, you get a whole new level of respect and it even appears to make you sexier. In fact, this week this week! Someone told me I was named one of the sexiest men of the year by Playgirl magazine.
(The audience laughs hard. Pullman nods and grins in full confidence.)
Bill Pullman: You know what that means? MEN find me attractive.
(Pullman takes a brief pause.)
Bill Pullman: Anyway, we got a great show. New Edition is here. So stick around, well be right back.
Submitted by: Cody Downs
