Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 22: Episode 4
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
October 26th, 1996
Dana Carvey
Dr. Dre
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Larry King LiveSummary: Larry King (Will Ferrell) moderates a no-holds-barred debate between Ross Perot (Dana Carvey) and other third-party candidates.
Recurring Characters: Larry King, Ross Perot.
Montage
Dana Carvey’s MonologueSummary: Dana Carvey and his recurring characters like to be these people for you.
Recurring Characters: Arianna.
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Hey, Remember The 80’sSummary: George Michaels (Dana Carvey) waxes 1980’s nostalgia with Goat Boy (Jim Breuer).
Recurring Characters: Goat Boy, George Michaels, Joseph Hazelwood.
The Barbara Walters SpecialSummary: Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) and Elizabeth Dole (Ana Gasteyer) get chummy over the course of their interview.
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Elizabeth Dole.
Tom Brokaw Pre-TapesSummary: Before heading out for a winterlong vacation, Tom Brokaw (Dana Carvey) records various versions of the potential death announcement for former President Gerald R. Ford.
Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw.
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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) recalls scenes from Yankee Stadium.
Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.
Dr. Dre performs “Been There Done That”
Church ChatSummary: Church Lady (Dana Carvey) riles up O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) and Madonna (Molly Shannon).
Recurring Characters: Church Lady, O.J. Simpson, Madonna.
Bob Dole’s Time TunnelSummary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) travels through time in order to stop a young Bill Clinton (Dana Carvey) from ever entering politics.
Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Bill Clinton.
Rita DelvecchioSummary: Rita (Cheri Oteri) deals with pranksters and trick-or-treaters in her front yard.
Recurring Characters: Rita Delvecchio.
Phil Donahue & Johnny Carson: The Retirement YearsSummary: Johnny Carson (Dana Carvey) snickers over Phil Donahue’s (Darrell Hammond) lost keys dilemma.
Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue, Johnny Carson.
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Russell & TateSummary: Thugs Russell (Tim Meadows) and Tate (Tracy Morgan) use their legal skills to get your money.
Recurring Characters: Russell, Tate.
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Goodnights
