Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 22: Episode 6
November 16th, 1996
Robert Downey Jr.
Norm Meets Bob DoleSummary: Bob Dole tells Norm MacDonald to quit doing his impression of him.
Robert Downey Jr.’s MonologueSummary: Robert Downey, Jr. shows incriminating slides from his summer vacation.
The SpartansSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer at the bowling alley.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: After eliminating all the people who had to vote for him, President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) thanks the one person who truly voted for him.
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.
Don King Press ConferenceSummary: Don King (Tim Meadows) speaks highly of Mike Tyson (Tracy Morgan).
Recurring Characters: Mike Tyson.
TV FunhouseSummary: In “Fun With Real Audio”, Rob Smigel mangles interviews featuring participants of the O.J. Simpson trial.
Mr. MusicSummary: D.J. (Robert Downey, Jr.) plays inappropriate music at wedding reception.
CobrasSummary: Gangleader (Norm MacDonald) is baffled when the members of his gang burst into choreographed song and dance.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Bob Dole prevents Norm MacDonald from telling a joke about him.
Fiona Apple performs “Shadowboxer”
Delicious DishSummary: Margaret Jo McCullen (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) provide dull conversation on their culinary radio program.
Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Teri Rialto.
Melanie’s Make Out PartySummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) gets her first kiss from tough guy Brian Mahoney (Robert Downey, Jr.).
Recurring Characters: Melanie, Mary Katherine Gallagher.
The Streets of L.A.Summary: L.A. detective’s (Robert Downey, Jr.) drug banter seems appropriate for Robert Downey, Jr.’s lifestyle.
Milsford Spring WaterSummary: Tom Bodet narrates the tale of the lynch mob responsible for great-tasting Milsford bottled water.
Shopping At Home NetworkSummary: Don West (Will Ferrell) and Eddie Lewis (Chris Kattan) hard sell a Shaq Plaque.
Recurring Characters: Don West, Eddie Lewis.