SNL Transcripts: Kevin Spacey: 01/11/97

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January 11th, 1997

Kevin Spacey

Beck

John Cleese

Michael Palin

Back, “Devil’s Haircut”

SNL’s Sketch Ratings System

Senile “Monty Python” members Michael Palin & John Cleese explain ratings system.

Kevin Spacey’s Monologue

As Spacey sings, scroll reveals he’s a psycho in real life as well.

Late Show with David Letterman

William Hurt (Spacey) endures interview with distractful Letterman (Norm MacDonald).

Recurring Characters: David Letterman, Paul Shaffer.

Prescriptions

How easy it is to get a medical prescription for marijuana.

Star Wars 20th Anniversary Re-Release I

Christopher Walken (Spacey) and other unsuccessful “Star Wars” auditions.

Recurring Characters: Christopher Walken.

Janet Reno’s Dance Party

Janet Reno (Will Ferrell) shares a dance with Donna Shelala (Spacey) in basement.

Recurring Characters: Janet Reno, President Bill Clinton.

Star Wars 20th Anniversary Re-Release II

More awkward “Star Wars” auditions.

Recurring Characters: Burt Reynolds, Barbara Streisand.

Beck performs “Where It’s At”

Also Performed: 98j, 99g, 02l, 04q, 06d.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Courtney Love (Molly Shannon) shares her acting secrets for Larry Flynt movie.

Recurring Characters: Courtney Love.

Mr. Peepers

Missing link Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) makes lab worker (Will Ferrell) uncomfortable.

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

TV Funhouse

The X-Presidents save the day.

The Joe Pesci Show

Al Pacino (Spacey) co-hosts the show with Joe Pesci (Jim Breuer).

Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci.

Dead Parrot Sketch

John Cleese & Michael Palin are forced to recreate the classic Monty Python sketch.

Mrs. Attebury

Mrs. Attebury (Ana Gasteyer) bombards alarm installer (Spacey) with tiresome stories.

Recurring Characters: Mrs. Attebury.