Death Row Bloopers & Practical Jokes


Death Row Bloopers & Practical Jokes

Priest…..David Alan Grier
Warden…..Chris Kattan
First Prisoner…..Will Ferrell
Second Prisoner…..Tracy Morgan
Guard…..Jim Breuer


Announcer: And now, from the creaters at Fox comes a hilarious new video – “Death Row Bloopers & Practical Jokes”. This laugh-packed tape includes actual incidents from real-life death rows. Like this one from the Huntsville Correctional Facility:

[ prisoner is led to the electric chair. When he sits down, the chair collapses underneath him, as the room laughs. ]

Announcer: And this tape, sent to us from the Raleigh State Prison from Raleigh, New Jersey:

[ Priest reads finla rites to Second Prisoner ]

Priest: “God, our father.. look upon us with love.. You remede us..” uh.. excuse me. “You.. remede us..” [ tries to control his laughter ] Sorry! [ clears throat ] “God, our fogger..” [ can no longer control his laughter ] Did I just say “fogger”? [ still laughing ] I know this is a difficult time!

Announcer: You’ll be laughing as hard as Sgt. Carl Mueller, when he sent us this clip from Marion Federal Penitentiary:

[ Warden stands over First Prisoner, who is not breathing ]

Warden: He’s not breathing. [ checks closer ] Yeah.. he’s dead.

First Prisoner: [ releases breath and starts to pant, with a smile on his face ]

Warden: Oh.. [ starts laughing ]

First Prisoner: [ laughing ] I almost had you!

Warden: [ laughing ] You dog, you! How long were you holding your breath!

First Prisoner: [ laughing ] It felt like ten minutes!

Warden: [ laughing ] Okay, let’s zap him again!

First Prisoner: What?! [ jumps from the sudden surge of electricity ]

Announcer: And you’ll also see this clip, where a condemend murderer enjoys his last meal:

[ Guard enters cell with trayful of food, then trips and spills the food all over the prisoner ]

Priest: [ laughing uproariously, as Second Prisoner fumes angrily ]

Announcer: You’ll never look at Death Row the same way again, after you’ve seen this tape.

[ a prisoner sits in an electric chair, as the switch is pulled. Water splashes the prisoner from above, as the room laughs at him. ]

Announcer: Send only $9.95. Order today.

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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