SNL Transcripts: Sting: 03/15/97


Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

March 15th, 1997


Veruca Salt

Mark Hamill

Trudy Styler

  • A Message From the President of the United States

    In light of injury, President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) outlines line of succession.

    Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Janet Reno, Al Gore.

  • Sting’s Monologue

    Sting wants support for the rainforest and creatures like Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan).

    Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

  • Evita

    Juan Peron (Norm MacDonald) is baffled when Eva Perone (Ana Gasteyer) breaks into song.

  • Middle Agers

    Middle Agers want to get naked for their crusade.

  • The Laid Back Neutral MC’s

  • Shopping At Home Network

    Mark Hamill is up on Don (Will Ferrell) & Eddie’s (Chris Kattan) sales block.

    Recurring Characters: Don, Eddie.

  • Rolf

    Rolf (Colin Quinn) spreads gossip with his fellow KKKers

    Recurring Characters: Rolf.

  • Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

  • Veruca Salt performs “Shutterbug”

  • The Brendan Boyle Show

    Audience catches on that Irishman’s (Sting) limericks all carry the same theme.

  • Mrs. Attebury

    Mrs. Attebury (Ana Gasteyer) worries about daughter’s (Molly Shannon) boyfriend (Sting).

    Recurring Characters: Mrs. Attebury, Mr. Attebury.

  • Kyle DeMarco

    Kyle DeMarco (Chris Kattan) offers literal dance moves of Sting’s music.

    Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco.

  • Race & Racism

    Talk show host (Tim Meadows) can’t keep topic away from “Ghostbusters”.

  • Sting performs “My One & Only Love”

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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