1996

Larry King’s News & Views I


Larry King’s News & Views I

Larry King…..Norm MacDonald


[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host LarryKing bends over his typewriter and cranks out hisnewspaper column.]

Announcer: If you’re not reading “Larry King’sNews & Views” in USA Today, then you’re missing out onthe issues that matter.

Larry King: [into the camera] This is “News andViews.” You heard it here first, gang: if you only seeone film the rest of your life, it should be “Jungle 2Jungle”!

Baltimore is a dirty, ugly city!

Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired of thePope?

There isn’t a better singer in the world than BozScaggs!

Sometimes I wonder if giving women the right to votewasn’t a huge mistake!

Of all the laws of nature, the most important one justmight be — gravity!

I don’t care what anyone says. In my book, EllenDeGeneres is not gay!

Two “must-dos” in Washington, D.C.: you must visit theHolocaust Museum and you must eat a corn dog atChirpy’s!

Actor Don Johnson: one class act!

I have no tolerance for people who commitrape.

Coca-Cola is a terrific cola but so isPepsi-Cola!

Does anybody remember yo-yos?

I am still not a fan of Muhammad Ali!

Announcer: This has been U.S.A. Today’s “News &Views with Larry King.”

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