Larry King’s News & Views I
Larry King…..Norm MacDonald
[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host LarryKing bends over his typewriter and cranks out hisnewspaper column.]
Announcer: If you’re not reading “Larry King’sNews & Views” in USA Today, then you’re missing out onthe issues that matter.
Larry King: [into the camera] This is “News andViews.” You heard it here first, gang: if you only seeone film the rest of your life, it should be “Jungle 2Jungle”!
Baltimore is a dirty, ugly city!
Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired of thePope?
There isn’t a better singer in the world than BozScaggs!
Sometimes I wonder if giving women the right to votewasn’t a huge mistake!
Of all the laws of nature, the most important one justmight be — gravity!
I don’t care what anyone says. In my book, EllenDeGeneres is not gay!
Two “must-dos” in Washington, D.C.: you must visit theHolocaust Museum and you must eat a corn dog atChirpy’s!
Actor Don Johnson: one class act!
I have no tolerance for people who commitrape.
Coca-Cola is a terrific cola but so isPepsi-Cola!
Does anybody remember yo-yos?
I am still not a fan of Muhammad Ali!
Announcer: This has been U.S.A. Today’s “News &Views with Larry King.”
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