Larry King’s News & Views I


Larry King’s News & Views I

Larry King…..Norm MacDonald

[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host LarryKing bends over his typewriter and cranks out hisnewspaper column.]

Announcer: If you’re not reading “Larry King’sNews & Views” in USA Today, then you’re missing out onthe issues that matter.

Larry King: [into the camera] This is “News andViews.” You heard it here first, gang: if you only seeone film the rest of your life, it should be “Jungle 2Jungle”!

Baltimore is a dirty, ugly city!

Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired of thePope?

There isn’t a better singer in the world than BozScaggs!

Sometimes I wonder if giving women the right to votewasn’t a huge mistake!

Of all the laws of nature, the most important one justmight be — gravity!

I don’t care what anyone says. In my book, EllenDeGeneres is not gay!

Two “must-dos” in Washington, D.C.: you must visit theHolocaust Museum and you must eat a corn dog atChirpy’s!

Actor Don Johnson: one class act!

I have no tolerance for people who commitrape.

Coca-Cola is a terrific cola but so isPepsi-Cola!

Does anybody remember yo-yos?

I am still not a fan of Muhammad Ali!

Announcer: This has been U.S.A. Today’s “News &Views with Larry King.”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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