Larry King’s News & Views I


Larry King’s News & Views I

Larry King…..Norm MacDonald


[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host LarryKing bends over his typewriter and cranks out hisnewspaper column.]

Announcer: If you’re not reading “Larry King’sNews & Views” in USA Today, then you’re missing out onthe issues that matter.

Larry King: [into the camera] This is “News andViews.” You heard it here first, gang: if you only seeone film the rest of your life, it should be “Jungle 2Jungle”!

Baltimore is a dirty, ugly city!

Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired of thePope?

There isn’t a better singer in the world than BozScaggs!

Sometimes I wonder if giving women the right to votewasn’t a huge mistake!

Of all the laws of nature, the most important one justmight be — gravity!

I don’t care what anyone says. In my book, EllenDeGeneres is not gay!

Two “must-dos” in Washington, D.C.: you must visit theHolocaust Museum and you must eat a corn dog atChirpy’s!

Actor Don Johnson: one class act!

I have no tolerance for people who commitrape.

Coca-Cola is a terrific cola but so isPepsi-Cola!

Does anybody remember yo-yos?

I am still not a fan of Muhammad Ali!

Announcer: This has been U.S.A. Today’s “News &Views with Larry King.”

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SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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