Larry King’s News & Views II


Larry King’s News & Views II

Larry King…..Norm MacDonald


[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host LarryKing bends over his typewriter and cranks out hisnewspaper column.]

Announcer: If you’re still not reading “LarryKing’s News & Views” in USA Today, then God helpyou.

Larry King: [into the camera] One of the greatfigures of the twentieth century has to be JamesBrolin.

The more I think about it, the more I love chicken –a great, great meat.

If Timothy McVeigh is guilty of this terrible OklahomaCity bombing, then they should put that guy in jailfor a long, long time.

Announcer: This has been U.S.A. Today’s “News &Views with Larry King.”

Larry King: You heard it here first, folks:John McEnroe was a hell of a tennis player.

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