Larry King’s News & Views I


Larry King’s News & Views I

Larry King…..Norm MacDonald

[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host LarryKing bends over his typewriter and cranks out hisnewspaper column.]

Announcer: If you’re not reading “Larry King’sNews & Views” in USA Today, then you’re missing out onthe issues that matter.

Larry King: [into the camera] This is “News andViews.” Here’s my two cents, gang. If you only see onefilm the rest of your life, it should be – “Dante’sPeak”!

Yours truly will be in Branson, Missouri next week foran exclusive interview with – Eddie Rabbitt.

The more I think about it, the more I appreciatewater. A great, great beverage.

Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired – ofthe Special Olympics?

Promoter Don King: one class act!

I don’t ever remember wearing a hat. Not once. Notever!

I dined with O. J. Simpson in Los Angeles last weekand, take it from me, folks, the Juice is still a herowherever he goes.

Of all the causes of death, burning in a fire is stillNumero Uno in the pain department.

There isn’t a better chef in the world of food thanChef Boyardee.

I have no tolerance for people who bury other peoplealive.

Announcer: This has been USA Today’s “News &Views with Larry King.”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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