Larry King’s News & Views I


Larry King’s News & Views I

Larry King…..Norm MacDonald

[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host LarryKing bends over his typewriter and cranks out hisnewspaper column.]

Announcer: If you’re not reading “Larry King’sNews & Views” in USA Today, then you’re missing out onthe issues that matter.

Larry King: [into the camera] This is “News andViews.” Here’s my two cents, gang. If you only see onefilm the rest of your life, it should be – “Dante’sPeak”!

Yours truly will be in Branson, Missouri next week foran exclusive interview with – Eddie Rabbitt.

The more I think about it, the more I appreciatewater. A great, great beverage.

Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired – ofthe Special Olympics?

Promoter Don King: one class act!

I don’t ever remember wearing a hat. Not once. Notever!

I dined with O. J. Simpson in Los Angeles last weekand, take it from me, folks, the Juice is still a herowherever he goes.

Of all the causes of death, burning in a fire is stillNumero Uno in the pain department.

There isn’t a better chef in the world of food thanChef Boyardee.

I have no tolerance for people who bury other peoplealive.

Announcer: This has been USA Today’s “News &Views with Larry King.”

Submitted Anonymously

SNL Transcripts

How useful was this post?

Click on a star to rate it!

Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0

No votes so far! Be the first to rate this post.

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

Notify of
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x