Larry King’s News & Views I
Larry King…..Norm MacDonald
[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host LarryKing bends over his typewriter and cranks out hisnewspaper column.]
Announcer: If you’re not reading “Larry King’sNews & Views” in USA Today, then you’re missing out onthe issues that matter.
Larry King: [into the camera] This is “News andViews.” Here’s my two cents, gang. If you only see onefilm the rest of your life, it should be – “Dante’sPeak”!
Yours truly will be in Branson, Missouri next week foran exclusive interview with – Eddie Rabbitt.
The more I think about it, the more I appreciatewater. A great, great beverage.
Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired – ofthe Special Olympics?
Promoter Don King: one class act!
I don’t ever remember wearing a hat. Not once. Notever!
I dined with O. J. Simpson in Los Angeles last weekand, take it from me, folks, the Juice is still a herowherever he goes.
Of all the causes of death, burning in a fire is stillNumero Uno in the pain department.
There isn’t a better chef in the world of food thanChef Boyardee.
I have no tolerance for people who bury other peoplealive.
Announcer: This has been USA Today’s “News &Views with Larry King.”
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