Larry King’s News & Views I


Larry King’s News & Views I

Larry King…..Norm MacDonald


[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host LarryKing bends over his typewriter and cranks out hisnewspaper column.]

Announcer: If you’re not reading “Larry King’sNews & Views” in USA Today, then you’re missing out onthe issues that matter.

Larry King: [into the camera] This is “News andViews.” Here’s my two cents, gang. If you only see onefilm the rest of your life, it should be – “Dante’sPeak”!

Yours truly will be in Branson, Missouri next week foran exclusive interview with – Eddie Rabbitt.

The more I think about it, the more I appreciatewater. A great, great beverage.

Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired – ofthe Special Olympics?

Promoter Don King: one class act!

I don’t ever remember wearing a hat. Not once. Notever!

I dined with O. J. Simpson in Los Angeles last weekand, take it from me, folks, the Juice is still a herowherever he goes.

Of all the causes of death, burning in a fire is stillNumero Uno in the pain department.

There isn’t a better chef in the world of food thanChef Boyardee.

I have no tolerance for people who bury other peoplealive.

Announcer: This has been USA Today’s “News &Views with Larry King.”

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