SNL Transcripts: Sylvester Stallone: 09/27/97: The Lost Deep Thoughts

 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 23: Episode 1

97a: Sylvester Stallone / Jamiroquai

The Lost Deep Thoughts

Announcer: And now: The Lost Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey.

Jack Handey V/O: “Probably the saddest thing you’ll ever see
is a mosquito sucking on a mummy.
Forget it, little friend.”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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