SNL Transcripts: Sylvester Stallone: 09/27/97: The Lost Deep Thoughts


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  Season 23: Episode 1



97a: Sylvester Stallone / Jamiroquai

The Lost Deep Thoughts

Announcer: And now: The Lost Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey.

Jack Handey V/O: “Probably the saddest thing you’ll ever see
is a mosquito sucking on a mummy.
Forget it, little friend.”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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