Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 23: Episode 1
97a: Sylvester Stallone / Jamiroquai
The Lost Deep Thoughts
Announcer: And now: The Lost Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey.
Jack Handey V/O: “Probably the saddest thing you’ll ever see
is a mosquito sucking on a mummy.
Forget it, little friend.”
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