Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 23: Episode 4
97d: Chris Farley / The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The Lost Deep Thoughts
[title and voice over: “And now, the lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.”]
Jack Handy V/O: [voice over with scrolling text] When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, “YA-HOO! We’re rich!” But it turned out to be something different.