SNL Transcripts: Chris Farley: 10/25/97: Yum Bubble Genital Herpes Gum



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 23: Episode 4


97d: Chris Farley / The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Yum Bubble Genital Herpes Gum

Bicyclist…..Cheri Oteri
Man 1…..Tim Meadows
Man 2…..Tracy Morgan
Surfer…..Jim Breuer
Announcer…..Jim Breuer

All: GENITAL HERPES GUM!

Man 1: Yum Bubble tastes great, and it helps control my genital herpes!

(shows the bicyclist pedaling a bike)

Bicyclist: The patented Yum Bubble medicine prevents my genital herpes from spreading!

Announcer: Yum Bubble now comes in 5 bubblicious fruit flavors: banana, grape, cherry, orange and Genital Jungle Fruit!

Man 2: Delicious bubble fruity flavor that lasts longer then my genital herpes!

(shows the Surfer standing on a surfboard and he’s soaked with water)

Surfer: WOW! Bubble gum that combats my genital herpes? ALRIGHT!

All: YUM BUBBLE THE GENITAL HERPES GUM!

Submitted by: Jenna

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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