Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 23: Episode 4
Yum Bubble Genital Herpes Gum
Man 1…..Tim Meadows
Man 2…..Tracy Morgan
All: GENITAL HERPES GUM!
Man 1: Yum Bubble tastes great, and it helps control my genital herpes!
(shows the bicyclist pedaling a bike)
Bicyclist: The patented Yum Bubble medicine prevents my genital herpes from spreading!
Announcer: Yum Bubble now comes in 5 bubblicious fruit flavors: banana, grape, cherry, orange and Genital Jungle Fruit!
Man 2: Delicious bubble fruity flavor that lasts longer then my genital herpes!
(shows the Surfer standing on a surfboard and he’s soaked with water)
Surfer: WOW! Bubble gum that combats my genital herpes? ALRIGHT!
All: YUM BUBBLE THE GENITAL HERPES GUM!
Submitted by: Jenna