SNL Transcripts: Chris Farley: 10/25/97: Yum Bubble Genital Herpes Gum

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  Season 23: Episode 4

97d: Chris Farley / The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Yum Bubble Genital Herpes Gum

Bicyclist…..Cheri Oteri
Man 1…..Tim Meadows
Man 2…..Tracy Morgan
Surfer…..Jim Breuer
Announcer…..Jim Breuer

All: GENITAL HERPES GUM!

Man 1: Yum Bubble tastes great, and it helps control my genital herpes!

(shows the bicyclist pedaling a bike)

Bicyclist: The patented Yum Bubble medicine prevents my genital herpes from spreading!

Announcer: Yum Bubble now comes in 5 bubblicious fruit flavors: banana, grape, cherry, orange and Genital Jungle Fruit!

Man 2: Delicious bubble fruity flavor that lasts longer then my genital herpes!

(shows the Surfer standing on a surfboard and he’s soaked with water)

Surfer: WOW! Bubble gum that combats my genital herpes? ALRIGHT!

All: YUM BUBBLE THE GENITAL HERPES GUM!

Submitted by: Jenna

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