Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 23: Episode 5
97e: Jon Lovitz / Jane’s Addiction
The Lost Deep Thoughts
Written by: Jack Handey
…..Jon Lovitz
[Mellow music, piano and strings. A dark mountain. Thesun on the horizon. A sky full of swift-movingclouds.]
Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads thetitle graphic] And now — The Lost Deep Thoughts byJack Handey.
Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
They say the mountain
holds many secrets,
but the biggest is this:
“I am a fake mountain.”
[Fade out]
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