SNL Transcripts: Jon Lovitz: 11/08/97: The Lost Deep Thoughts

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  Season 23: Episode 5



97e: Jon Lovitz / Jane’s Addiction

The Lost Deep Thoughts

Written by: Jack Handey

…..Jon Lovitz

[Mellow music, piano and strings. A dark mountain. Thesun on the horizon. A sky full of swift-movingclouds.]

Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads thetitle graphic] And now — The Lost Deep Thoughts byJack Handey.

Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
They say the mountain
holds many secrets,
but the biggest is this:
“I am a fake mountain.”

[Fade out]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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