SNL Transcripts: Jon Lovitz: 11/08/97: The Lost Deep Thoughts


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  Season 23: Episode 5



97e: Jon Lovitz / Jane’s Addiction

The Lost Deep Thoughts

Written by: Jack Handey

…..Jon Lovitz

[Mellow music, piano and strings. A dark mountain. Thesun on the horizon. A sky full of swift-movingclouds.]

Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads thetitle graphic] And now — The Lost Deep Thoughts byJack Handey.

Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
They say the mountain
holds many secrets,
but the biggest is this:
“I am a fake mountain.”

[Fade out]

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