Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 23: Episode 6
97f: Clare Danes / Mariah Carey
The Lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Written by: Jack Handey
[Mellow music, piano and strings. Blue water. The sunon the horizon. Sailboats glide past, silhouettedagainst the orange sky.]
Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads thetitle graphic] And now — The Lost Deep Thoughts byJack Handey.
Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
Before a mad scientist
goes mad, there’s
probably a time when
he’s only partially mad.
And this is the time
when he’s going to throw
his best parties.
[Fade out]
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