Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 23: Episode 7
November 22nd, 1997
Mayor Rudolph Giuliani
Dramatic GiulianiSummary: Colin Quinn insists that Mayor Rudolph Giuliani straighten up before doing the show.
Mayor Rudolph Giuliani’s MonologueSummary: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani shows how he has improved New York City since becoming its mayor.
Bio: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani (1944-). Politician; 107th Mayor of New York City, held office 1994-2001; an early contender for the 2008 Republican nomination.
Cameos: 95j, 01a, 01i, 07f.
NightlineSummary: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani barges in to refute charges that he is best friends with Saddam Hussein (Will Ferrell).
Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Saddam Hussein.
Barry Scheck’s ClientsSummary: Rita DelVecchio (Cheri Oteri) and her mother (Mayor Rudolph Giuliani) prepare Thanksgiving dinner.
Recurring Characters: Rita DelVecchio.
St. Monica’s Spelling BeeSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) competes in a spelling bee.
Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.
GraffitiSummary: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani enforces stricter punishment for grafitti artists.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Cinder Calhoun (Ana Gasteyer) and Sarah McLachlan sing “Basted In Blood”.
Recurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.
Sarah McLachlan performs “Sweet Surrender”Bio: Sarah McLachlan (1968-). Canadian singer-songwriter; founded the 1997-99 Lilith Fair concert tour for female artists.
The Joe Pesci ShowRecurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Spider, Marion Berry.
Friggin’ Giuliani!Summary: A New York City cabdriver (Mayor Rudolph Giuliani) is outraged over the way Mayor Giuliani has cleaned things up.
Janet Reno’s Dance PartyRecurring Characters: Janet Reno.
Colin Quinn Explains The New York TimesTranscript
PerspectivesRecurring Characters: Lionel Osborne.