Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 23: Episode 8
The Lost Deep Thoughts
[Mellow music, piano and synth. Hummingbird hoversnear a flower.]
Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads thetitle graphic] And now — The Lost Deep Thoughts byJack Handey.
Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
It’s funny, but when you
look at an old man,
then you look at a
photo of him when he
was a young man, then
you look back at the
old man, then the photo,
back and forth, pretty
soon you’ll do whatever
anybody tells you to.
[Fade out]
Submitted Anonymously
