SNL Transcripts: Scott Wolf: 03/07/98


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  Season 23: Episode 15

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

March 7th, 1998

Scott Wolf

Natalie Imbruglia

Larry King liveSummary: President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) defends his scandal accusations on “Larry King (Norm MacDonald) Live”, a difficult task considering he has sixteen accusers to face via satellite, and they’re all talking at once!

Recurring Characters: Larry King, President Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky.



Scott Wolf’s MonologueSummary: New Jersey audience members (Jim Breuer, Darrell Hammond, Cheri Oteri) pester Scott Wolf with the local slang during his monologue.

Bio: Scott Wolf (1968-) got his role on “Party of Five” after Jerry O’Connell pulled out to star in “Sliders.”

Mary Katherine GallagherSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) applies for a waitress position at TGIFriday’s.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.

The Celine Dion ShowSummary: Self-proclaimed best singer in the world, Celine Dion (Ana Gasteyer) hosts her own talk show as a front to act superior in front of other female musical performers.

Recurring Characters: Celine Dion, Mariah Carey.

Party of FiveSummary: In a preview of next week’s “Party of Five”, the Salinger clan is thrown for a loop by the presence of a black man (Tracy Morgan) who thinks he’s part of the family.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Heavy metal singer Gunner Olsen (Jim Breuer) uses heavy metal lyrics to help younger viewers understand events in the news.

Recurring Characters: Gunner Olsen.


Natalie Imbruglia performs “Torn”Bio: Australian-born Natalie Imbruglia (1975-) starred in the Aussie soap opera “Neighbours” before moving London and pursuing a singing career.


The 3rd Annual Reenactment AwardsSummary: Robert Stack (Darrell Hammond) hosts an awards show for actors who perform re-enactments in made-for-TV movies.

The Spartan CheerleadersSummary: After watching “Titanic” 80 times, Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) are so obsessed that they don’t even pay attention to Scott Wolf.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

IssuesSummary: Pot-obsessed Jeff (Jim Breuer) and his nervous, straight-laced cousin Randy (Scott Wolf) talk issues with library official (Ana Gasteyer).

Recurring Characters: Jeff.

The Lost Deep ThoughtsSummary: The worst thing about having King Kong walk down your street.


TroubadoursSummary: From opposite sides of the campus courtyard, two guitar-playing troubadours (Scott Wolf, Chris Kattan) woo co-eds (Cheri Oteri, Molly Shannon, Ana Gasteyer) with covers of old 70’s tunes.

Breath Spray PlusSummary: Works as a breath spray and mace, with the flick of a switch.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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