SNL Transcripts: Scott Wolf: 03/07/98


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  Season 23: Episode 15


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March 7th, 1998

Scott Wolf

Natalie Imbruglia

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Larry King liveSummary: President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) defends his scandal accusations on “Larry King (Norm MacDonald) Live”, a difficult task considering he has sixteen accusers to face via satellite, and they’re all talking at once!

Recurring Characters: Larry King, President Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky.

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Montage

Scott Wolf’s MonologueSummary: New Jersey audience members (Jim Breuer, Darrell Hammond, Cheri Oteri) pester Scott Wolf with the local slang during his monologue.

Bio: Scott Wolf (1968-) got his role on “Party of Five” after Jerry O’Connell pulled out to star in “Sliders.”

Mary Katherine GallagherSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) applies for a waitress position at TGIFriday’s.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.

The Celine Dion ShowSummary: Self-proclaimed best singer in the world, Celine Dion (Ana Gasteyer) hosts her own talk show as a front to act superior in front of other female musical performers.

Recurring Characters: Celine Dion, Mariah Carey.

Party of FiveSummary: In a preview of next week’s “Party of Five”, the Salinger clan is thrown for a loop by the presence of a black man (Tracy Morgan) who thinks he’s part of the family.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Heavy metal singer Gunner Olsen (Jim Breuer) uses heavy metal lyrics to help younger viewers understand events in the news.

Recurring Characters: Gunner Olsen.

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Natalie Imbruglia performs “Torn”Bio: Australian-born Natalie Imbruglia (1975-) starred in the Aussie soap opera “Neighbours” before moving London and pursuing a singing career.

Lyrics

The 3rd Annual Reenactment AwardsSummary: Robert Stack (Darrell Hammond) hosts an awards show for actors who perform re-enactments in made-for-TV movies.

The Spartan CheerleadersSummary: After watching “Titanic” 80 times, Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) are so obsessed that they don’t even pay attention to Scott Wolf.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

IssuesSummary: Pot-obsessed Jeff (Jim Breuer) and his nervous, straight-laced cousin Randy (Scott Wolf) talk issues with library official (Ana Gasteyer).

Recurring Characters: Jeff.

The Lost Deep ThoughtsSummary: The worst thing about having King Kong walk down your street.

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TroubadoursSummary: From opposite sides of the campus courtyard, two guitar-playing troubadours (Scott Wolf, Chris Kattan) woo co-eds (Cheri Oteri, Molly Shannon, Ana Gasteyer) with covers of old 70’s tunes.

Breath Spray PlusSummary: Works as a breath spray and mace, with the flick of a switch.

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