Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 23: Episode 15
The Lost Deep Thoughts
[Mellow music, piano and synth. Bushes sway in the day breeze.]
Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads thetitle graphic] And now — The Lost Deep Thoughts byJack Handey.
Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
For me, the worst thing
about having King Kong
walk down your street
is that kids could look up
and see the giant genitalia.