SNL Transcripts: Julianne Moore: 03/14/98


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  Season 23: Episode 16


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March 14th, 1998

Julianne Moore

Backstreet Boys

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A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: As President Bill clinton (Darrell Hammond) comments on the Starr Report, Kenneth Starr (Will Ferrell) interrupts the sketch to issue a subpoena to Darrell Hammond.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Kenneth Starr.

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Julianne Moore’s MonologueSummary: Gloria Stewart (Cheri Oteri) re-enacts the “Titanic” finale so she can one-up her fellow Oscar nominee, Julianne Moore.

Delicious DishSummary: Sorghum expert Audrey Kay (Julianne Moore) reveals that her farm compound is a front for an evil cult.

Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Teri Rialto.

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The Ladies ManRecurring Characters: Leon Phelps.

Note: As Don Pardo announcement next week’s rebroadcast, Kenneth Starr (Will Ferrell) can be heard entering the booth and issuing Pardo a subpoena.

Barbara Walters Oscar SpecialSummary: New student Marissa (Ana Gasteyer) is offended by the sarcastic comments of the teacher (Matthew Perry) and her classmates.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Burt Reynolds.

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Weekend Update with Colin QuinnNote: Colin Quinn performs Weekend Update alone, with no guest commentators.

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Backstreet Boys performs “As Long As You Love Me”

Pretty LivingRecurring Characters: Gayle Gleason, Helen Madden.

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HeinekenSummary: Kenneth Starr (Will Ferrell) interrupts a Heineken commercial to issue subpoenas to the beer drinkers within.

Terence MaddoxRecurring Characters: Terrence Maddox.

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TV FunhouseConspiracy Theory Rock!

Note: This cartoon was edited out of all reruns of the episode. Conspiracy?

Good Morning With Liza!Recurring Characters: Liza Manelli, Captain Montclaire Vanderhausen III.

The Golords

Shirtless Bible SalesmenSummary: Shirtless salesmen (Will Ferrell, Tim Meadows) have no luck selling a unit to a housewife (Julianne Moore).

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Goodnights

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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