Flex Speed Stick
Man #1…..Will Ferrell
Man #2…..Chris Kattan
Man #3…..Tim Meadows
[ show various scenes of men participating in sporting activities – wrestling, mountain climbing, biking, etc. ]
Announcer: When you get active, you know you’re gonna sweat!
Announcer: Flex Speedstick gives you the 24-hour protection you need.[ crude cartoon image of Flex being applied under the arm and creeping under the skin ]
In addition to powerful antiperspirants, Flex contains windstrar, cyphroderonasitate, and other performance-enhancing drugs.[ Man #1 applies the deodorant under his arm ]
Announcer: Flex gives you an extra edge that allows you to really attack the day.
Announcer: It’s that extra assurance and aggression you need. Flex![ close-up of the evil in Man #1’s eyes – Incredible Hulk-like ] [ as Jingle plays, various scenes intercut… ] [ Man #2 tearing his clothes off as he runs in the street ] [ Man #3 misses a baseball pitch, rips off his jersey to reveal an excessively hairy chest, and attacks the pitcher with full force ] [ Man #2 stalks a deer in the woods, sneaks up on it and takes a huge bite over the shoulder and begins eating the bloody carcass ] [ Man #1 attacks a jogger, knocking him to the ground and then peeing on him to mark his territory ] [ Man #3 wrestles with a kangaroo ]
“Know that you’re the best
Stand above the rest.
Let your voice be heard! (Flex!)
Charging through the day! (Flex!)
Let your mind go blank (Flex!)
Do whatever you want. (Flex!)
No one’s gonna stop you
Take wht you desire.
The law doesn’t apply to you
When you use Flex!”
Announcer: Flex. Consult your physician. not available over the counter.