Prom Limo


Prom Limo

Matt…..Matthew Broderick
Kate…..Molly Shannon
T.J……Will Ferrell
Sheri…..Cheri Oteri
Voice of Guy…..Colin Quinn


Matt: Wow, that prom RULED!

Kate: You guys, I am so buzzed from this vodka and Snapple! I’m wasted!

T.J.: Hey guys, how cool is it that I wore these tasty pink sneakers with my tux?

Sheri: You’re such a rebel, T.J.!

Matt: Hey, I got a sch-weet idea. Let’s pop out of the skyroof and wave to people.

Kate: Are you kidding me? That is totally crazy.

Matt: Come on, let’s go.

T.J.: This kicks ass!

Matt: Yeah, Class of ’98! Whoo!

Kate: You know you want it, baby! You know you want it!

Sheri: Hey, look! There’s my house!

Matt: Hey! Guy on the motorcycle! I’m wasted!

Voice of Guy: You’re a moron!

T.J.: People dig us! We are so cool cruising on the top of this limo!

Matt: We rule so hard.. [ singing ]

“I never really lived until I stood up through the sky roof

In my prom limo-o-o.”

Kate: “It’s a window to a world that’s glorious and awesome.”

T.J.: “And I know I’ll be kick-ass for the rest of my days on this..crazy blue marble.”

All: [ singing ]

“So, come on and dig us,
We’re soaring like eagles
Through the roof of a prom limo-o-o.”

Sheri: “Earlier tonight,
I lost my viriginity,
He kinda forced me but it was worth it.”

Matt: “I was the guy
Who forced her,
And it was definately worth it.”

Kate: “The city is my pearl,
The night is my crown,
And I knew I’d never be in a limo again
And just sit down.”

All: “So, come on and dig us,
We’re soaring like eagles
Through the roof of a prom limo-o-o.”

T.J.: “C’mon! We’re flying through the night!”

Matt, Sheri, Kate: Check us out!
We’re higher than you!
And we’re wearing formal wear-er-er.”

T.J.: I can almost touch the sky!”

All: “Hey, look! We’re in a limo! And you’re not!”

Matt: Look out! Overpass!

[ T.J.’s head gets knocked off by the overpass ]

Matt, Sheri, Kate: [ singing ]“So, come on and dig us,
We’re soaring like eagles,
Through the roof of a prom limo!”

Thanks to Michael Cauley of SNL Song Transcriptsfor this transcript.

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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