…..Jim Breuer
…..Will Ferrell
…..Darrell Hammond
…..Matthew Broderick
Leon Phelps…..Tim Meadows
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan
…..Colin Quinn
…..Regis Philbin

Announcer: Here’s what men are saying about amazing new Viagra:

Jim Breuer: I don’t need that stuff!

Man #1: It’s not something I would need!

Will Ferrell: I wouldn’t need it.

Man #2: I have no use for it, believe me.

Man #3: I don’t need it.

Man #4: I don’t need anything like that.

Darrell Hammond: Oh, no, I don’t need that!

Man #5: Do not need it.

Man #6: I don’t need it.

Man #7: For your information, I don’t need it!

Man #8: That’s not something I need.

Man #9: You’re barking up the wrong tree, my friend.

Man #10: Hey, I don’t need it!

Matthew Broderick: Oh, no, not a problem!

Leon Phelps: Well, if anything, the Ladies Man needs a pill to.. keep it down! [ laughs ]

Announcer: Men everywhere are talking about Viagra.

Chris Kattan: No! Do you need it?

Man #11: I said I don’t need it!

Man #12: Why are you asking me?

Tracy Morgan: Why you asking me?

Man #13: Go to Hell!

Man #14: What, you think because I’m skinny or something?

Man #15: We don’t need it!

Man #16: Not at all, okay!

Man #17: Look, enough!

Colin Quinn: What, are you a moron?

Man #18: Leave the Ladies Man alone!

Man #19: Just go to Hell!

Man #20: Go to Hell, pal!

Man #21: The Hell with you!

Man #22: F–k off!

Regis Philbin: Hi. Regis Philbin here. And if you think I need Viagra, you can go straight to Hell! ‘Cause I don’t, pal. Got it?

Announcer: Viagra. I sure as hell don’t need it.

SNL Transcripts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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