Viagra

Viagra

…..Jim Breuer
…..Will Ferrell
…..Darrell Hammond
…..Matthew Broderick
Leon Phelps…..Tim Meadows
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan
…..Colin Quinn
…..Regis Philbin

Announcer: Here’s what men are saying about amazing new Viagra:

Jim Breuer: I don’t need that stuff!

Man #1: It’s not something I would need!

Will Ferrell: I wouldn’t need it.

Man #2: I have no use for it, believe me.

Man #3: I don’t need it.

Man #4: I don’t need anything like that.

Darrell Hammond: Oh, no, I don’t need that!

Man #5: Do not need it.

Man #6: I don’t need it.

Man #7: For your information, I don’t need it!

Man #8: That’s not something I need.

Man #9: You’re barking up the wrong tree, my friend.

Man #10: Hey, I don’t need it!

Matthew Broderick: Oh, no, not a problem!

Leon Phelps: Well, if anything, the Ladies Man needs a pill to.. keep it down! [ laughs ]

Announcer: Men everywhere are talking about Viagra.

Chris Kattan: No! Do you need it?

Man #11: I said I don’t need it!

Man #12: Why are you asking me?

Tracy Morgan: Why you asking me?

Man #13: Go to Hell!

Man #14: What, you think because I’m skinny or something?

Man #15: We don’t need it!

Man #16: Not at all, okay!

Man #17: Look, enough!

Colin Quinn: What, are you a moron?

Man #18: Leave the Ladies Man alone!

Man #19: Just go to Hell!

Man #20: Go to Hell, pal!

Man #21: The Hell with you!

Man #22: F–k off!

Regis Philbin: Hi. Regis Philbin here. And if you think I need Viagra, you can go straight to Hell! ‘Cause I don’t, pal. Got it?

Announcer: Viagra. I sure as hell don’t need it.

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