The Lost Deep Thoughts
[open on blue sky with puffy clouds and a hand releasing a monarch butterfly] [title and voice over: “And now, the lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.”]
Jack Handy V/O: [voice over with scrolling text] Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.
Thanks to DavidK93 for this transcript!