The Lost Deep Thoughts

97t: David Duchovny / Puff Daddy with Jimmy Page

The Lost Deep Thoughts

[open on blue sky with puffy clouds and a hand releasing a monarch butterfly]

[title and voice over: “And now, the lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.”]

Jack Handy V/O: [voice over with scrolling text] Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.

Thanks to DavidK93 for this transcript!

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