From The Earth To The Area Around The Earth
Scott…..David Duchovny
Houston controller #1…..Will Ferrell
Houston controller #2…..Tim Meadows
News anchor…..Darrell Hammond
Rick…..Jim Breuer
Scott: Houston, weve got Rick in the rotation unit now, procedure is on schedule.
[ Houston Control Center: Controller #1 is reading the newspaper, Controller #2 is looking bored ]Houston controller #1: Oh, um, yeah thats terrific Scott.
Scott: Infrareds are tracking Ricks eye movements, soon the world will know how the pituitary gland respond to weightlessness.
Houston controller #1: Thats right Roger.
[ News bulletin. SUPER : “Evening News April 29, 1998” ]News Anchor: The United Nations is stepping up a plan to increase aids to Sudan, the Sudanese government, has consented to allow supplies to be sent in the area. Stay with us.
[ SUPER: “Coming up: Chrysler merger talks resume Japan stocks close lower Tony Awards nominees announced Space Shuttle” ] [ Shot: cockpit of the Space Shuttle. SUPER : “April 30, 1998” ]Scott: Houston, we have repaired the cabin air cleanser.
Rick: We are locked, and loaded Houston [ Pilots “high five” ]
Houston controller #1 : Thats terrific um.. whats is name again?
Houston controller #2 : [ Building a card castle ] Rick.
Houston controller #1 : Thats terrific Rick!
Scott: Well be able to finish testing how the rodents respond to root beer, while weightless.
Houston controller #2 : [ Doesnt care, and doesnt know what to say ] Godspeed!
Houston controller #1 : Yeah Godspeed.
News Anchor: In sports Mark McGwire has smashed his 11th home run tonight, it wasnt enough though as Milwaukee defeated ST-Louis 7 to 4. Stay with us!
[ SUPER : “Coming up: Denmark strikers hold ground “Ben Casey” creator dies Pleated skirt makes comeback Space Shuttle” ] [ Shot: cockpit of the Space Shuttle as retransmitted live on TV. SUPER: “May 2, 1998” ]
Scott: Mister President we are locked and loaded!
V/O then Houston controller #1 : [ Poorly impersonating President Clinton, controller #2 has difficulty not to laugh out loud ] America is proud of you! We look forward to your return.
Scott: We look forward to seeing you Sir!
Houston controller #1 : Oh, Ill be there, I cant wait to meet you all!
Rick: Hey Id just like want to say to everyone whos watching that we really love up here but, we sure miss home!
Houston controller #1 : Yes!
[ Controller #1 cannot impersonate the President anymore because hes laughing too much. Controller #2 takes a shot ]Houston controller #2 : Hi! Im the President! President Clinton!
Scott: Yes Sir!
Houston controller #2 : I like sex! Im Clinton I have lots of sex with women!
Scott: All right Sir!
Houston controller #2 : Look at me! Im Clinton! Weeeeeeee!
[ Title Card #4 : The United Nations continued its support for Sudan. Ragtime led the Tony Award Nominations with thirteen. Mark McGwire has since hit his twelfth and thirteenth home runs. ] [ Title Card #5 : The Strike in Denmark remains unresolved. ] [ Title Card #6: From The Earth To The Area Around The Earth: The Story of The Space Shuttle ] [ Title Card #7: Next Week: Part 15 and 16 ] [ Fade out ]Thanks to P-Y for this transcript!
