September 26th, 1998
Oprah 2002Summary: In the year 2002, Oprah Winfrey (Tim Meadows) the key players in the 1998 Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) and Monica Lewinsky (Molly Shannon) sex scandal.
Recurring Characters: Oprah Winfrey, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp.
MontageNote: After a year’s absence, featured performers are included in the cast, though newcomers Jimmy Fallon, Chris Parnell and Horatio Sanz are not credited in this episode.
The ViewRecurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Meredith Viera, Starr Jones, Debbie Matenapolous.
Oops! I Crapped My PantsSummary: Undergarments for the elderly that can hold up to a gallon of fecal matter.
The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) and a local actress (Cameron Diaz) recreate scenes from the KennethStarr Report.
Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.
The Best of the First 20 MinutesSummary: SNL’s latest episode is rushed to videotape before it has even fully aired.
The New Hollywood SquaresSummary: The celebrity-filled board has collapsed, but the game show will go on.
TV FunhouseSummary: Rob Smigel’s “Fun With Real Audio” features outtakes of President Bill Clinton’s address on the Starr Report.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Dominican Lou (Tracy Morgan) tries to sell Gary Giatti’s record-breaking baseball.
Recurring Characters: Dominican Lou.
Roxbury GuysSummary: Roxbury Guys Doug (Chris Kattan) and Steve Butabi (Will Ferrell) lose the girl (Cameron Diaz) to aged Festrunk Brothers, Georg (Dan Aykroyd) and Yortuk (Steve Martin).
Recurring Characters: Doug Butabi, Steve Butabi, Georg Festrunk, Yortuk Festrunk.
Witches BrewSummary: A trio of witches use metaphors to describe their foul-smelling brew.
Gap Ad IRecurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.
Jingleheimer JunctionSummary: Newcomer Fred Friendship (Will Ferrell) ruins the sanctimony of the Jingleheimer acronoym.
Gap Ad IIRecurring Characters: Hillary Clinton.
MaakiesSummary: In a film by Tony Millionaire, a crow’s dead-end job finally leads him to a suicide purchase.
Gap Ad IIIRecurring Characters: Kenneth Starr.