Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 1
98a: Cameron Diaz / Smashing Pumpkins
Gap Ad I
President Bill Clinton…..Darrell Hammond
[fade up to President Bill Clinton in casual clothes; background is white throughout the entire commercial]
Bill Clinton: [looking upward with outstretched arms, singing] I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
[series of three cuts: Bill playing a saxophone near a keyboard, then Bill sitting in a leather chair, then Bill shaking his hips next to the keyboard; saxophone can be heard throughout the rest of the commercial]
I misled people!
[cut to Bill’s feet moving on the floor]
Oooohh!
[series of two cuts: Bill shaking his butt near the keyboard, then Bill posing provocatively with his belt unbuckled and his pants unzipped and unbuttoned with the camera moving from his crotch to his head]
[whispers] Listen…
[series of two cuts: Bill playing the saxophone near the keyboard, then a close-up of Bill playing the saxophone and stopping after a few seconds to address the camera]
[chuckles] This is so easy! It’s just…it’s easy!
[series of two cuts: the Gap logo with “Easy fit.” underneath with the saxophone playing the “fall into the Gap” notes until the end of the commercial, then a close-up of Bill playing the final notes]
[fade to black]
Submitted by: Gregory Larson
