Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 1
98a: Cameron Diaz / Smashing Pumpkins
Gap Ad III
Kenneth Starr…..Chris Parnell
[fade up to Kenneth Starr in casual clothes carrying boxes of reports into a room, stacking them up into a 4×3 square; background is white throughout the entire commercial]
Kenneth Starr: My report speaks for itself.
[Kenneth turns on a boombox stacked on a box of reports; “Stone To the Bone” plays, as Kenneth dances and flips around the room]
[cut to Gap logo with “Fit.” underneath; guitar plays the “fall into the Gap” notes]
Kenneth Starr: The American people have a right to know!
[fade to black]
