SNL Transcripts: Cameron Diaz: 09/26/98: Gap Ad III


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 24: Episode 1

98a: Cameron Diaz / Smashing Pumpkins

Gap Ad III

Kenneth Starr…..Chris Parnell

[fade up to Kenneth Starr in casual clothes carrying boxes of reports into a room, stacking them up into a 4×3 square; background is white throughout the entire commercial]

Kenneth Starr: My report speaks for itself.

[Kenneth turns on a boombox stacked on a box of reports; “Stone To the Bone” plays, as Kenneth dances and flips around the room] [cut to Gap logo with “Fit.” underneath; guitar plays the “fall into the Gap” notes]

Kenneth Starr: The American people have a right to know!

[fade to black]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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