SNL Transcripts: Kelsey Grammer: 10/02/98: KCF Shredder


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 24: Episode 2

98b: Kelsey Grammer / Sheryl Crow

KCF Shredder

Teenager…..Jimmy Fallon

Teenager: Let’s face it – pizza blows. And burgers? Forget it.

Instead, get your face into new KCF Shredders – juicy iceberg lettuce and tangy mayonnaise served in a bag. It’ll rock your world!

And if the regular portion isn’t enough, then just gigantisize it – for 39 cents more, you get a whole pound of iceberg lettuce and three cups of mayo.

And the KCF Schredder Kids Meal gives you a medium Shredder, a small milk, cole slaw and a rice pudding dessert cup. Kids under 12 get free “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” action figures.

Shredder Italiano comes with crisp iceberg lettuce and herb mayo.

Southwestern Shredder has cool iceberg lettuce and sour cream.

KCF Shredder. Get the shred in your head.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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