Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 2
Teenager: Let’s face it – pizza blows. And burgers? Forget it.
Instead, get your face into new KCF Shredders – juicy iceberg lettuce and tangy mayonnaise served in a bag. It’ll rock your world!
And if the regular portion isn’t enough, then just gigantisize it – for 39 cents more, you get a whole pound of iceberg lettuce and three cups of mayo.
And the KCF Schredder Kids Meal gives you a medium Shredder, a small milk, cole slaw and a rice pudding dessert cup. Kids under 12 get free “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” action figures.
Shredder Italiano comes with crisp iceberg lettuce and herb mayo.
Southwestern Shredder has cool iceberg lettuce and sour cream.
KCF Shredder. Get the shred in your head.