October 17th, 1998
Judge Judy Sheindlin
NBC News Special ReportSummary: Arrogant Republicans Henry Hyde (Will Ferrell), Jesse Helms (Darrell Hammond) and Mary Bono (Cheri Oteri) vex America and falunt their inpenetrability.
Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Henry Hyde, Jesse Helms.
Lucy Lawless’ MonologueSummary: Audience members think Lucy Lawless and “Xena: Warrior Princess” are lesbians.
Shirt In A CanSummary: Another stained shirt. Dammit! A can of spray paint will solve your wardrobe problems.
Judge JudySummary: Judge Judy (Cheri Oteri) hears the case of a stripper clown (Lucy Lawless) before the real Judy Sheindlin interrupts the proceedings.
Recurring Characters: Judge Judy, Burt.
The History of Presidential Scandal ISummary: Andrew Johnson slept with a bird.
MSNBC: White House In CrisisSummary: Female MSNBC reporters treat the Clinton scandal with a slumber party mentality.
TV FunhouseSummary:Despite their animosity toward one another, Howard Stern and “Saturday Night Live” are a ratings success when bred together in Rob Smigel’s “Fun With Real Audio” segment.
Stevie Nicks’ Fajita RoundupSummary: Stevie Nicks (Lucy Lawless) sings fajita-themed parodies of her popular songs to promote her new restaurant.
The How Do You Say, Ah Yes, ShowSummary: Sexy Antonio Banderas (Chris Kattan) chats with the author of a book on Lyme Disease (Lucy Lawless).
Recurring Characters: Antonio Banderas.
The History of Presidential Scandal IISummary: Lyndon B. Johnson’s whores had a special nickname for him.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Colin Quinn is nearly stabbed twice by Chucky the murderous doll, who pretends to deliver serious commentaries on the Clinton scandal and the World Series.
Elliot Smith performs “Waltz #2”
BiographySummary: Drunken Jack Perkins (Darrell Hammond) narrates a biography on the life of Puff Daddy (Tim Meadows).
Recurring Characters: Jack Perkins, Puff Daddy.
Terrance MaddoxSummary: .
Recurring Characters: Terrance Maddox.
Goth TalkSummary: .
Recurring Characters: Circe Nightshade, Azrael Abyss.
The CulpsSummary: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbie Mohan-Culp (Ana Gasteyer) sing a medley at the World Series.
Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.