Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 3
98c: Lucy Lawless / Elliot smith
The History of Presidential Scandal II
[Fade up to graphic that reads “CNN and Kraft Foods Present The History of Presidential Scandal.” Soft piano music plays throughout the segment.]
[fade down, then up to a photo of Lyndon Johnson]
Voiceover: LBJ was known to his Mexican whores as “El BJ.”
[fade down, then up to “The History of Presidential Scandal” graphic]
[fade to black]
Submitted by: Gregory Larson