SNL Transcripts: Jennifer Love Hewitt: 11/21/98

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  Season 24: Episode 7

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


November 21st, 1998

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Beastie Boys


John Goodman

Muse Watson

Lorne Michaels
Lewinsky/Tripp Phone ChatSummary: Monica Lewinsky (Molly Shannon) and Linda Tripp (John Goodman) pig out while chatting with one another over the phone.

Recurring Characters: Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp.


Jennifer Love Hewitt’s MonologueSummary:

The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) wishes a Happy Skanksgiving to the beautiful ladies watching his show tonight.

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.


More Duets That Prove That I Am The Best Singer In The WorldSummary: Celine Dion (Ana Gasteyer) announces her latest self-indulgent album.

Recurring Characters: Celine Dion.

The How Do You Say? Ah Yes, ShowSummary: .

Recurring Characters: Antonio Banderas, Señor Guadalupe Ramirez.


The SpartansSummary: Working as candy stripers, non-Spartan cheerleaders Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) deliver the perfect cheer as Alexis (Jennifer Love Hewitt) gives birth.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

TV FunhouseSummary: The Ambiguously Gay Duo.


Weekend Update with Colin QuinnNote: Colin Quinn delivers the news alone, with no guest commentaries.


The Beastie Boys perform “Three MC’s & One DJ”Also Performed: 94g.

Clean Teen Deodorant Spokesperson SearchSummary:

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.

Let’s Make This Happen!Summary: Hollywood hopefuls compete on a game show to get their movie premises greenlighted.

The Beastie Boys perform “Sabotage”

Saddam’s Private BunkerSummary: Saddam Hussein (Will Ferrell) tries to thwart the U.N. inspectors’ search of his private bunker, so they won’t find his embarrassing personal effects.

Recurring Characters: Saddam Hussein.



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