Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 7
November 21st, 1998
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lewinsky/Tripp Phone ChatSummary: Monica Lewinsky (Molly Shannon) and Linda Tripp (John Goodman) pig out while chatting with one another over the phone.
Recurring Characters: Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp.
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s MonologueSummary:
The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) wishes a Happy Skanksgiving to the beautiful ladies watching his show tonight.
Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.
More Duets That Prove That I Am The Best Singer In The WorldSummary: Celine Dion (Ana Gasteyer) announces her latest self-indulgent album.
Recurring Characters: Celine Dion.
The How Do You Say? Ah Yes, ShowSummary: .
Recurring Characters: Antonio Banderas, Señor Guadalupe Ramirez.
The SpartansSummary: Working as candy stripers, non-Spartan cheerleaders Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) deliver the perfect cheer as Alexis (Jennifer Love Hewitt) gives birth.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
TV FunhouseSummary: The Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnNote: Colin Quinn delivers the news alone, with no guest commentaries.
The Beastie Boys perform “Three MC’s & One DJ”Also Performed: 94g.
Clean Teen Deodorant Spokesperson SearchSummary:
Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.
Let’s Make This Happen!Summary: Hollywood hopefuls compete on a game show to get their movie premises greenlighted.
The Beastie Boys perform “Sabotage”
Saddam’s Private BunkerSummary: Saddam Hussein (Will Ferrell) tries to thwart the U.N. inspectors’ search of his private bunker, so they won’t find his embarrassing personal effects.
Recurring Characters: Saddam Hussein.