SNL Transcripts: Jennifer Love Hewitt: 11/21/98


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 24: Episode 7

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


November 21st, 1998

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Beastie Boys


John Goodman

Muse Watson

Lorne Michaels
Lewinsky/Tripp Phone ChatSummary: Monica Lewinsky (Molly Shannon) and Linda Tripp (John Goodman) pig out while chatting with one another over the phone.

Recurring Characters: Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp.


Jennifer Love Hewitt’s MonologueSummary:

The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) wishes a Happy Skanksgiving to the beautiful ladies watching his show tonight.

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.


More Duets That Prove That I Am The Best Singer In The WorldSummary: Celine Dion (Ana Gasteyer) announces her latest self-indulgent album.

Recurring Characters: Celine Dion.

The How Do You Say? Ah Yes, ShowSummary: .

Recurring Characters: Antonio Banderas, Señor Guadalupe Ramirez.


The SpartansSummary: Working as candy stripers, non-Spartan cheerleaders Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) deliver the perfect cheer as Alexis (Jennifer Love Hewitt) gives birth.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

TV FunhouseSummary: The Ambiguously Gay Duo.


Weekend Update with Colin QuinnNote: Colin Quinn delivers the news alone, with no guest commentaries.


The Beastie Boys perform “Three MC’s & One DJ”Also Performed: 94g.

Clean Teen Deodorant Spokesperson SearchSummary:

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.

Let’s Make This Happen!Summary: Hollywood hopefuls compete on a game show to get their movie premises greenlighted.

The Beastie Boys perform “Sabotage”

Saddam’s Private BunkerSummary: Saddam Hussein (Will Ferrell) tries to thwart the U.N. inspectors’ search of his private bunker, so they won’t find his embarrassing personal effects.

Recurring Characters: Saddam Hussein.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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