Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 8
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
December 5th, 1998
Vince Vaughn
Lauryn Hill
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Scott Wainio
Impeachment HearingsRecurring Characters: Henry Hyde, Elzabeth Dole, John Conyers, George Michael, Maxine Waters, Mariah Carey, Bob Barr, Barney Frank. Courtney Love.
Montage
Vince Vaughn’s MonologueRecurring Characters: Alfred Hitchcock.
Oops! I Crapped My PantsSummary: Undergarments for the elderly that can hold up to a gallon of fecal matter.
Note: Repeat from 09/26/98.
Dog ShowRecurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.
Mr. Peppers in Las VegasRecurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.
The Joys of MarriageSummary: Married men (Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell) scare their friend, Chris (Jimmy Fallon), with tales of marital woes before his own impending nuptials.
Transcript
Brew Dude
John Lennon MemorialRecurring Characters: John Lennon, Jerry Garcia.
Exxon-Mobil Merger
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.
Transcript
Lauryn Hill performs “Doo Wop (That Thing)”
Psycho
Pimp ChatRecurring Characters: Bishop Don “Mack” Donald, Pimpin’ Kyle.
Transcript
Lauryn Hill performs “Ex-Factor”
Delco Cat Toys
Goodnights
