Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 8
December 5th, 1998
Impeachment HearingsRecurring Characters: Henry Hyde, Elzabeth Dole, John Conyers, George Michael, Maxine Waters, Mariah Carey, Bob Barr, Barney Frank. Courtney Love.
Vince Vaughn’s MonologueRecurring Characters: Alfred Hitchcock.
Oops! I Crapped My PantsSummary: Undergarments for the elderly that can hold up to a gallon of fecal matter.
Note: Repeat from 09/26/98.
Dog ShowRecurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.
Mr. Peppers in Las VegasRecurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.
The Joys of MarriageSummary: Married men (Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell) scare their friend, Chris (Jimmy Fallon), with tales of marital woes before his own impending nuptials.
John Lennon MemorialRecurring Characters: John Lennon, Jerry Garcia.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.
Lauryn Hill performs “Doo Wop (That Thing)”
Pimp ChatRecurring Characters: Bishop Don “Mack” Donald, Pimpin’ Kyle.
Lauryn Hill performs “Ex-Factor”
Delco Cat Toys