SNL Transcripts: Vince Vaughn: 12/05/98


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  Season 24: Episode 8

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


December 5th, 1998

Vince Vaughn

Lauryn Hill


Scott Wainio
Impeachment HearingsRecurring Characters: Henry Hyde, Elzabeth Dole, John Conyers, George Michael, Maxine Waters, Mariah Carey, Bob Barr, Barney Frank. Courtney Love.


Vince Vaughn’s MonologueRecurring Characters: Alfred Hitchcock.

Oops! I Crapped My PantsSummary: Undergarments for the elderly that can hold up to a gallon of fecal matter.

Note: Repeat from 09/26/98.

Dog ShowRecurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.

Mr. Peppers in Las VegasRecurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

The Joys of MarriageSummary: Married men (Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell) scare their friend, Chris (Jimmy Fallon), with tales of marital woes before his own impending nuptials.


Brew Dude

John Lennon MemorialRecurring Characters: John Lennon, Jerry Garcia.

Exxon-Mobil Merger

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.


Lauryn Hill performs “Doo Wop (That Thing)”


Pimp ChatRecurring Characters: Bishop Don “Mack” Donald, Pimpin’ Kyle.


Lauryn Hill performs “Ex-Factor”

Delco Cat Toys


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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