SNL Transcripts: Vince Vaughn: 12/05/98

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  Season 24: Episode 8

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


December 5th, 1998

Vince Vaughn

Lauryn Hill


Scott Wainio
Impeachment HearingsRecurring Characters: Henry Hyde, Elzabeth Dole, John Conyers, George Michael, Maxine Waters, Mariah Carey, Bob Barr, Barney Frank. Courtney Love.


Vince Vaughn’s MonologueRecurring Characters: Alfred Hitchcock.

Oops! I Crapped My PantsSummary: Undergarments for the elderly that can hold up to a gallon of fecal matter.

Note: Repeat from 09/26/98.

Dog ShowRecurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.

Mr. Peppers in Las VegasRecurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

The Joys of MarriageSummary: Married men (Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell) scare their friend, Chris (Jimmy Fallon), with tales of marital woes before his own impending nuptials.


Brew Dude

John Lennon MemorialRecurring Characters: John Lennon, Jerry Garcia.

Exxon-Mobil Merger

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.


Lauryn Hill performs “Doo Wop (That Thing)”


Pimp ChatRecurring Characters: Bishop Don “Mack” Donald, Pimpin’ Kyle.


Lauryn Hill performs “Ex-Factor”

Delco Cat Toys


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