SNL Transcripts: Alec Baldwin: 12/12/98



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  Season 24: Episode 9


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December 12th, 1998

Alec Baldwin

Luciano Pavarotti

Vanessa Williams

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John Goodman

Lorne Miichaels

Andy Murphy
A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) admits that he’s sorry for the impeachment trial.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

Montage

Alec Baldwin’s MonologueSummary: After giving a lackluster performance, Alec Baldwin is visited by the Ghost of SNL Past (John Goodman), who offers a glimpse of Jimmy Fallon hosting the show in 2011 and still making fun of him.

Also Hosted: 89r, 90n, 92m, 93m, 94h, 95k, 96n, 00p, 01r, 03f, 05h, 06e.

NBA On NBC

Morning LatteSummary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) make fun of their new pot-smoking producer (Alec Baldwin).

Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.

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CassidySummary: Six-year-old sick child, Cassidy (Alec Baldwin), looks too much like a man for a lovestruck clown (Molly Shannon) to resist.

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TV FunhouseSummary: A look back at the Harlem Globetrotters’ first Christmas.

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Luciano Pavarotti & Vanessa Williams perform “Adeste Fideles”

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Kwanzaa Timmy (Tim Meadows) sings an erotic holiday song.

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The Delicious DishSummary: Margaret Jo McCullen (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) talk to baker Pete Schweddy (Alec Baldwin) talks about his Christmas balls.

Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Teri Rialto.

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Impeachment HearingsSummary: Although President Bill Clinton’s (Darrell Hammond) opponents hate him, they still think he’s in the right.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, O.J. Simpson, Alan Dershowitz, Henry Hyde, Tom Brokaw, Barney Frank.

Chanukah Hymns

Bill Brasky on Wall StreetSummary: After a rough day on Wall Street, Bill Brasky’s buddies (Will Ferrell, Alec Baldwin, John Goodman) tell more outlandish tales of the brutal giant.

Recurring Characters: Hank, Ted, Buddy.

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Goodnights

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