SNL Transcripts: Alec Baldwin: 12/12/98


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  Season 24: Episode 9

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


December 12th, 1998

Alec Baldwin

Luciano Pavarotti

Vanessa Williams


John Goodman

Lorne Miichaels

Andy Murphy
A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) admits that he’s sorry for the impeachment trial.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.


Alec Baldwin’s MonologueSummary: After giving a lackluster performance, Alec Baldwin is visited by the Ghost of SNL Past (John Goodman), who offers a glimpse of Jimmy Fallon hosting the show in 2011 and still making fun of him.

Also Hosted: 89r, 90n, 92m, 93m, 94h, 95k, 96n, 00p, 01r, 03f, 05h, 06e.


Morning LatteSummary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) make fun of their new pot-smoking producer (Alec Baldwin).

Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.


CassidySummary: Six-year-old sick child, Cassidy (Alec Baldwin), looks too much like a man for a lovestruck clown (Molly Shannon) to resist.


TV FunhouseSummary: A look back at the Harlem Globetrotters’ first Christmas.


Luciano Pavarotti & Vanessa Williams perform “Adeste Fideles”

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Kwanzaa Timmy (Tim Meadows) sings an erotic holiday song.


The Delicious DishSummary: Margaret Jo McCullen (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) talk to baker Pete Schweddy (Alec Baldwin) talks about his Christmas balls.

Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Teri Rialto.


Impeachment HearingsSummary: Although President Bill Clinton’s (Darrell Hammond) opponents hate him, they still think he’s in the right.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, O.J. Simpson, Alan Dershowitz, Henry Hyde, Tom Brokaw, Barney Frank.

Chanukah Hymns

Bill Brasky on Wall StreetSummary: After a rough day on Wall Street, Bill Brasky’s buddies (Will Ferrell, Alec Baldwin, John Goodman) tell more outlandish tales of the brutal giant.

Recurring Characters: Hank, Ted, Buddy.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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