Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 10
January 9th, 1999
Mac’s BarSummary: Bob Livingston (Will Ferrell) can’t believe he got the worst of things following President Bill Clinton’s (Darrell Hammond) sex scandal.
Recurring Characters: Bob Livingston, Newt Gingrich, President Bill Clinton.
Bill Paxton’s MonologueSummary: After prattling on about his close friendship with Sissy Spacek, the cast and crew douse Bill Paxton in pig’s blood.
The ViewSummary: Barbara Walters (Cheri Oyeri) and the girls are relieved to be rid of Debbie Matenopolous.
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Meredith Vieira, Star Jones, Joy Behar.
The CulpsSummary: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbi Mohan-Culp )Ana Gasteyer) perform a medley while trapped by a blizzard at O’Hare Airport.
Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.
TitanicSummary: In James Cameron’s original ending, old Rose (Cheri Oteri) receives a savage beating.
Recurring Characters: Gloria Stuart.
Fat Albert: Behind The MusicSummary: Fat Albert (Tracy Morgan) recalls the downfall of the Junkyard Gang.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Elizabeth Dole (Ana Gasteyer) announces the wild candidacy plans she has for the 2000 Election.
Recurring Characters; Elizabeth Dole.
Beck performs “Nobody’s Fault But My Own”Also Performed: 96j, 99g, 02l, 04q, 06d.
NewsForceSummary: Numerous graphics cover the screen at once during important news reports.
KCF ShreddersSummary: A teenager (Jimmy Fallon) touts the hip lettuce snacker for his generation.
Note: Repeat from 10/02/98.
Pick Your Postal Service
Fantastic VoyageSummary: Scienstists embark on a miniature journey through President Clinton’s penis.
Beck performs “Tropicalia”
Extreme HuntingSummary: Ted Nugent (Bill Paxton) loves to hunt, especially when he gets to use Prince (Chris Kattan) as a target.
Recurring Characters: skeeter, Prince.