SNL Transcripts: Bill Paxton: 01/09/99



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  Season 24: Episode 10


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January 9th, 1999

Bill Paxton

Beck

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Tina Fey

Paula Pell

Lorne Michaels

Debbie Matenopolous

James Cameron
Mac’s BarSummary: Bob Livingston (Will Ferrell) can’t believe he got the worst of things following President Bill Clinton’s (Darrell Hammond) sex scandal.

Recurring Characters: Bob Livingston, Newt Gingrich, President Bill Clinton.

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Montage

Bill Paxton’s MonologueSummary: After prattling on about his close friendship with Sissy Spacek, the cast and crew douse Bill Paxton in pig’s blood.

The ViewSummary: Barbara Walters (Cheri Oyeri) and the girls are relieved to be rid of Debbie Matenopolous.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Meredith Vieira, Star Jones, Joy Behar.

The CulpsSummary: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbi Mohan-Culp )Ana Gasteyer) perform a medley while trapped by a blizzard at O’Hare Airport.

Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.

TitanicSummary: In James Cameron’s original ending, old Rose (Cheri Oteri) receives a savage beating.

Recurring Characters: Gloria Stuart.

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Fat Albert: Behind The MusicSummary: Fat Albert (Tracy Morgan) recalls the downfall of the Junkyard Gang.

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Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Elizabeth Dole (Ana Gasteyer) announces the wild candidacy plans she has for the 2000 Election.

Recurring Characters; Elizabeth Dole.

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Beck performs “Nobody’s Fault But My Own”Also Performed: 96j, 99g, 02l, 04q, 06d.

NewsForceSummary: Numerous graphics cover the screen at once during important news reports.

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KCF ShreddersSummary: A teenager (Jimmy Fallon) touts the hip lettuce snacker for his generation.

Note: Repeat from 10/02/98.

Pick Your Postal Service

Fantastic VoyageSummary: Scienstists embark on a miniature journey through President Clinton’s penis.

Beck performs “Tropicalia”

Extreme HuntingSummary: Ted Nugent (Bill Paxton) loves to hunt, especially when he gets to use Prince (Chris Kattan) as a target.

Recurring Characters: skeeter, Prince.

Goodnights

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