SNL Transcripts: Gwyneth Paltrow: 02/06/99


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 24: Episode 12

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


February 6th, 1999

Gwyneth Paltrow

Barenaked Ladies


Tina Fey

Paula Pell

Ben Affleck
A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: President Bill Clinton’s (Darrell Hammond) and various members of his cabinet make the empty promise that they will not gloat.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Monica Lewinsky, Vernon Jordan, Betty Currie.



Gwyneth Paltrow’s MonologueSummary: Ben Affleck has to remind Gwyneth Paltrow that she’s not British.


E! Impeachment CoverageRecurring Characters: Todd Newton, Melissa Rivers, Sharon Stone, Trent Lott, Bob Barr, Betty Currie, Andy Dick, William Rehnquist.


Behind The Music: Joan JettSummary: Joan Jett (Gwyneth Paltrow) recalls unpleasant inspirations for her songs and videos.


Mary Katharine GallagherSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) wants to join the Black Angels.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.


Behind The Music: John OatesSummary: John Oates (Chris Kattan) explains how he innovated clapping in his music.

Recurring Characters: John Oates.


Mindy & SkyeSummary: Mindy (Jimmy Fallon) cuts Skye (Gwyneth Paltrow) a lot of slack for her pitiful singing skills.


TV FunhouseSummary: The X-Presidents.

Staten Island Nurses

E!Summary: Trent Lott (Darrell Hammond) announces: “You’re watching E!”

Recurring Characters: Trent Lott.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Vernon Jordan.


Barenaked Ladies performs “It’s All Been Done”

Doing VoicesSummary: James (Will Ferrell) finds the funny voices of Margaret (Molly Shannon) and the rest of the Healy Family amusing at first.

Recurring Characters: Margaret Healy.

Behind The Music: Colin Hay

A&E BiographySummary: Fired Jack Perkins (Darrell Hammond) smears his replacement host, Harry Smith.

Recurring Characters: Jack Perkins, Peter Graves, Paula Zahn.


Senate VotingSummary: Judge William Rehnquist (Will Ferrell) is desperate to break the Democrat vs. Republican party deadlock.

Recurring Characters: William Rehnquist, Trent Lott, Tom Brokaw, Mary Bono, Tom Daschle.


Hardcore Rock


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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