Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 13
February 13th, 1999
The President On TrialRecurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, Linda Tripp.
Brendan Fraser’s MonologueSummary: To relate the audience to his new movie, “Blast From the Past,” Brendan Fraser ventures backstage to show off a time capsule where former writer/featured performer Tom Davis has been hidden all these years.
Bio FlexSummary: A consumer (Will Ferrell) steps up to the challenge of fighting with the Bio Flex total workout creature.
Judge JudyRecurring Characters: Judge Judy Sheindlin, Petri Hawkins-Byrd.
Just Enjoy The OzzySummary: While on a dinner date, lovers Ted (Brendan Fraser) and Tracy (Molly Shannon) are interrupted by a singing waiter (Horatio Sanz) who keeps playing Ozzy Osbourne songs for them.
The ZimmermansRecurring Characters: Josh Zimmerman, Laura Zimmerman.
TV FunhouseSummary: Fun With Real Audio.
You’re A Champion, Charlie BrownSummary: Following another football psyche-out by Lucy (Ana Gasteyer), Charlie Brown (Brendan Fraser) flies through the air and cracks his head open.
Recurring Characters: Franklin.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Jerry Falwell.
Busta Rhymes & The Roots perform “Gimme Some More”
Two Fat Ladies
Carrie Donovan’s EscortTranscript
Busta Rhymes & The Roots perform “Tear Da Roof Off”