SNL Transcripts: Bill Murray: 02/20/99

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  Season 24: Episode 14

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


February 20th, 1999

Bill Murray

Lucinda Williams


Stephanie Seymour

Chevy Chase
The Ladies’ ManSummary: Ladies Man Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) and model Stephanie Seymour demonstrate how to pick up women in a bar and abandon them soon after.

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.



Bill Murray’s MonologueSummary: An excited Bill Murray climbs about the stage and raves about “Footloose: the Musical.”


YahtzeeSummary: Sam (Bill Murray) and Jane (Molly Shannon) challenge Jim (Will Ferrell) and Nancy (Ana Gasteyer) to a competitive game of Yahtzee.


The Knicks City Dancers

SwillSummary: A traveling salesman (Bill Murray) touts the mineral water that’s dredged from Lake Erie.

Note: Repeat from 10/08/77.

The Quotable CaddyshackSummary: Bill Murray and Chevy Chase help yuppies stay hip with the ultimate “Caddyshack” reference guide.


Morning LatteRecurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass Van Rye.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.


Lucinda Williams performs “Can’t Let Go”

A Bear Ate My Parents!Summary: During David’s (Chris Parnell) elegant art party, a stray guest (Horatio Sanz) constantly yells about a bear having eaten his parents.


Third Eye Bookstore

Lucinda Williams performs “Too Cool To Be Forgotten”

Steve Baxter, Hollywood GynecologistSummary: Steve Baxter (Bill Murray) advertises his services with the help of a one-man Las Vegas lounge act (Chris Parnell).



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