SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 04/10/99

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  Season 24: Episode 17

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April 10th, 1999

John Goodman

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers


Tina Fey

Paula Pell

Lorne Michaels
A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: After getting in trouble for saying something truthful for once, President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) announces he’ll go back to lying in the future.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.



John Goodman’s MonologueSummary: John Goodman tries to convince the audience that, despite the name recognition, tonight’s show is not a rerun.


Adult Literacy ProgramSummary: 50-year old Arthur Dugan (John Goodman) may be illiterate, but he still “rules the school.”


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Wrap It Up

Hello DollyRecurring Characters: Deana Nolan-Gray.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Tracy Morgan comment on the FUBU clothing line for black people. Collette Reardon (Cheri Oteri) comments on prescription drug use.

Recurring Characters: Collette Reardon.


Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers perform “Swingin'”

Springtime SantaRecurring Characters: Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus.

Happy Smile PatrolSummary: Pre-recorded children’s program is continuously interrupted by breaking news of a crime spree performed by its stars (Cheri Oteri, John Goodman, Will Ferrell) the night before.


VH1: Behind the MusicSummary: Bun E. Carlos (Horatio Sanz).

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers perform “Room At The Top”

Cathouse Computer SystemSummary: A john (John Goodman) at a whorehouse is embarrassed by the installation of their new computer system.



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