SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 04/10/99

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 24: Episode 17


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April 10th, 1999

John Goodman

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

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Tina Fey

Paula Pell

Lorne Michaels
A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: After getting in trouble for saying something truthful for once, President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) announces he’ll go back to lying in the future.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

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Montage

John Goodman’s MonologueSummary: John Goodman tries to convince the audience that, despite the name recognition, tonight’s show is not a rerun.

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Adult Literacy ProgramSummary: 50-year old Arthur Dugan (John Goodman) may be illiterate, but he still “rules the school.”

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Shaun Mondavi VineyardsTranscript

CNN

Wrap It Up

Hello DollyRecurring Characters: Deana Nolan-Gray.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Tracy Morgan comment on the FUBU clothing line for black people. Collette Reardon (Cheri Oteri) comments on prescription drug use.

Recurring Characters: Collette Reardon.

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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers perform “Swingin'”

Springtime SantaRecurring Characters: Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus.

Happy Smile PatrolSummary: Pre-recorded children’s program is continuously interrupted by breaking news of a crime spree performed by its stars (Cheri Oteri, John Goodman, Will Ferrell) the night before.

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VH1: Behind the MusicSummary: Bun E. Carlos (Horatio Sanz).

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers perform “Room At The Top”

Cathouse Computer SystemSummary: A john (John Goodman) at a whorehouse is embarrassed by the installation of their new computer system.

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Goodnights

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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