…..Jerry Seinfeld
…..David Bowie

[ Jerry Seinfeld and David Bowie stand onstage together ]

Jerry Seinfeld: So, uh.. Chris Rock tells me you have a black wife.

David Bowie: Iman. Yes.

Jerry Seinfeld: But, uh.. you’re English.. so..

David Bowie: Why are we out here together?

Jerry Seinfeld: Well, I’m hosting the show next week, and you’re the musical guest.

David Bowie: They like to have a couple of heavyweights to open the season?

Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, baby! It’s gonna be a big, big show!

David Bowie: Yep.

Jerry Seinfeld: You gonna sing.. uh.. “Changes”?

David Bowie: Yeah. Are you gonna do the, uh.. “lost sock” bit?

Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah.

David Bowie: [ nods ] See you next week.

Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah.. yeah See you. [ turns to the audience ] And now, The Eurthmics!

David Bowie: They’re good!

SNL Transcripts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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