Seinfeld/Bowie
…..Jerry Seinfeld
…..David Bowie
[ Jerry Seinfeld and David Bowie stand onstage together ]
Jerry Seinfeld: So, uh.. Chris Rock tells me you have a black wife.
David Bowie: Iman. Yes.
Jerry Seinfeld: But, uh.. you’re English.. so..
David Bowie: Why are we out here together?
Jerry Seinfeld: Well, I’m hosting the show next week, and you’re the musical guest.
David Bowie: They like to have a couple of heavyweights to open the season?
Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, baby! It’s gonna be a big, big show!
David Bowie: Yep.
Jerry Seinfeld: You gonna sing.. uh.. “Changes”?
David Bowie: Yeah. Are you gonna do the, uh.. “lost sock” bit?
Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah.
David Bowie: [ nods ] See you next week.
Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah.. yeah See you. [ turns to the audience ] And now, The Eurthmics!
David Bowie: They’re good!
