Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 2
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
October 16th, 1999
Heather Graham
Marc Anthony
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Dana Carvey
Kevin Nealon
Scott Wainio
Lorne Michaels
Genetically Created CandidateSummary: Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) and George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) produce a hybrid clone (Horatio Sanz) of themselves.
Recurring Characters: Al Gore, George W. Bush, President Bill Clinton.
Montage
Heather Graham’s MonologueSummary: The male cast members line up to hit on Heather Graham.
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Litter CrittersSummary: Kids are bored with their pet cat until they discover the fun of molding fun toys out of cat poop.
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The ZimmermansSummary: Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura (Cheri Oteri) Zimmerman seduce another couple Heather Graham, Will Ferrell) on an airplane.
Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmerman, Laura Zimmerman.
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The Ladies’ ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) and Rollergirl (Heather Graham) review sexy movies together.
Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.
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Where Are They Now?Summary: Hans (Kevin Nealon) and Franz (Dana Carvey) are reunited after spending many years apart.
Recurring Characters: Hans, Franz.
Note: This was scheduled to air during the 25th Anniversary special three weeks earlier, but had to be cut because the festivities were running long.
NetAidRecurring Characters: Lynda Lopez, Jewel, David Bowie, Bono, Busta Rhymes
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: During “Update Forum”, Colin Quinn viciously debates a six-year old on the education crisis in America. Howatio Sanz comments on the recent Latin explosion in pop music and entertainment.
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Marc Anthony performs “I Need To Know”
Dog ShowRecurring Characters: David Larry, Miss Colleen.
No Blair Witch ParodySummary: Despite repeated promises not to do so, Lorne Michaels produces a “Blair Witch” parody.
Marc Anthony performs “That’s Okay”
Three-Way CoupleSummary: After a failed three-way with the family babysitter (Heather Graham), warren (Chris Parnell) and Fran Kirney (Ana Gasteyer) discuss the aftermath of their experience.
Recurring Characters: Warren Kirney, Fran Kirney.
Goodnights
