October 16th, 1999
Genetically Created CandidateSummary: Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) and George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) produce a hybrid clone (Horatio Sanz) of themselves.
Recurring Characters: Al Gore, George W. Bush, President Bill Clinton.
Heather Graham’s MonologueSummary: The male cast members line up to hit on Heather Graham.
Litter CrittersSummary: Kids are bored with their pet cat until they discover the fun of molding fun toys out of cat poop.
The ZimmermansSummary: Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura (Cheri Oteri) Zimmerman seduce another couple Heather Graham, Will Ferrell) on an airplane.
Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmerman, Laura Zimmerman.
The Ladies’ ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) and Rollergirl (Heather Graham) review sexy movies together.
Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.
Where Are They Now?Summary: Hans (Kevin Nealon) and Franz (Dana Carvey) are reunited after spending many years apart.
Recurring Characters: Hans, Franz.
Note: This was scheduled to air during the 25th Anniversary special three weeks earlier, but had to be cut because the festivities were running long.
NetAidRecurring Characters: Lynda Lopez, Jewel, David Bowie, Bono, Busta Rhymes
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: During “Update Forum”, Colin Quinn viciously debates a six-year old on the education crisis in America. Howatio Sanz comments on the recent Latin explosion in pop music and entertainment.
Marc Anthony performs “I Need To Know”
Dog ShowRecurring Characters: David Larry, Miss Colleen.
No Blair Witch ParodySummary: Despite repeated promises not to do so, Lorne Michaels produces a “Blair Witch” parody.
Marc Anthony performs “That’s Okay”
Three-Way CoupleSummary: After a failed three-way with the family babysitter (Heather Graham), warren (Chris Parnell) and Fran Kirney (Ana Gasteyer) discuss the aftermath of their experience.
Recurring Characters: Warren Kirney, Fran Kirney.