SNL Transcripts: Heather Graham: 10/16/99: Litter Critters


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 25: Episode 2

99b: Heather Graham / Marc Anthony

Litter Critters

Mom…..Cheri Oteri
Dad…..Chris Parnell

[ the kids run through the house as Mom, on hands and knees, picks upafter the family cat ]

Mom: You kids begged me for a cat, and now you won’tclean after it!

Announcer: You can relax now, Mom, ’cause Litter Critters are here!

Jingle: “ When you hear a scratch,
Here comes a patch,
It’s time for Litter Critters!

Announcer: The creativity kit for kids that turns every surpriseyour cat leaves you into a fun-packed figurine! First, remove the fecalwaste and surrounding litter from the litter box, fill th sturdy polythyrenemold, press, and you’ve got a fresh new Litter Critter pal in less than aminute.

Little Girl: [ holding Litter Critter horsie ] I love you, LitterCritter! [ kisses it ]

Little Boy: [ holding a Litter Critter dinosaur ] Hey, I made aTyranasaurus Rex!

Announcer: And when Litter Critters start to deteriorate and crumble,there’s plenty more where that came from! And Litter Critters are greatfor parties.

Little Girl: Look, Mommy.. my very own squirrel!

Dad: [ sniffing the air ] What’s that smell?

Mom: It’s the smell of fun, Honey.

Second Little Girl: Mommy made me a whistle! [ blows it ]

Jingle: “ When you hear a scratch,
Here comes a patch,
It’s time for Litter Critters!

Kids: [ eyes open wide ] A pinata!

[ the kids beat on a Litter Critter pinata filled with candy ]

Announcer: Turn your litterbox into a toy box, with LitterCritters! Pinata mold and candy not included.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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