Larry King’s News & Views I


Larry King’s News & Views I

Larry King…..Norm MacDonald


Announcer: If you’re still not reading Larry King’s News and Views in USA Today, then you’re not a real American.

Larry King: Red wine is a terrific wine, but so is white wine!

Does anyone really care if Pakistan has the bomb?

Actress Melanie Griffith: One class act!

Now that the world population has reached 6 billion, gang, something tells me it’s only gonna get bigger.

I am still not a fan of Fred Astaire.

Someone oughta tell all these high school students that guns just aren’t safe, gang.

Nothing is as consistently funny on the tube as the TV show “Becker”.

The more I read about Albert Einstein, the more I realize this guy was a true genius.

Announcer: This has been News And Views with Larry King.

Larry King: Sudden thought, gang. I have no compassion for anyone who commits rape.

That’s the end.

Thanks to Jordan Davidson of The SNL Message Board for this transcript.

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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